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Schwaps Fabulous

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I'm 24 and a mommy to my beautiful baby boy (Aydon).I'm really just on here for friends (most of whom I knew before myspace) but if you pique my interest then maybe I'll give you the time of day.

My Interests

Music:

I like all music.... Country, Rock, Alternative, R&B, Oldies, whatever.Aerosmith is the best band EVER!!

Movies:

I'll watch anything, but I love Comedies and Horror flicks more than anything.

Television:

Heroes. Can;t get better than that.

Books:

I lovelovelove Shogun. Memoirs of a Geisha, Left Behind, The DaVinci Code,Angels and Demons, Absolute Power, Zodiac, The World According to Garp... I'll read just about anything.

My Blog

Untitled- but posting with a "Grrrr!" Face

I opened up and let you in But you taught me to never trust again You're the reason I'm all cut up You're the reason my mind is fucked             ...
Posted by Schwaps Fabulous on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:14:00 PST

Friends

I know I've got a lot of friends, most of whom it's hard to keep in contact with. Thank god for myspace, right?   But it's not until I'm down in the dumps and just want to crawl in a hole and die...
Posted by Schwaps Fabulous on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:45:00 PST

Douchebag Derek

So Derek's met a girl and has kicked me out. I'm back with my parents. WTF???   He told me he's sorry but he "really likes this girl".   Wasn't I the one he really liked just a few years ago...
Posted by Schwaps Fabulous on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:00:00 PST

Aydon

As of yesterday, Aydon is one!! My goodness, time does fly!!!!!!! And, always give your kid chocolate cake. It makes for great pics. I'll try and post some up here sometime. (Especially ice cream cake...
Posted by Schwaps Fabulous on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:06:00 PST

WANTED:Sexy skinny white boy who digs fat chicks

I'm so sick of being a cow but too lazy to do anything. Really, I'm just depressed as all hell but living through it. Oh well, right? I was trying to be funny with the subject but shit, if I get what ...
Posted by Schwaps Fabulous on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

Blogging

I haven't blogged in a LONG time, so I figured I'd give a quick update about Sheena.   I'm working as a store manager. In an ice cream shop, so don't be too excited for me, ha. And despite the fa...
Posted by Schwaps Fabulous on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:31:00 PST

Instant Motherhood

So. I gained a ton of weight from July to December last year, but haven't gained any since. So I was just fat. I was "late" last Dec. and took 2 pregnancy tests in Jan, both negative. Never got mornin...
Posted by Schwaps Fabulous on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:14:00 PST

GRRRR!!!

Not that it's really worth wasting space on a blog for this, but... I HATE MEN!!!!! AAAARGH!!!!!   Stay tuned, I'm sure I'll be posting plenty of "I hate everything and should kill myself"-type s...
Posted by Schwaps Fabulous on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:15:00 PST

Asshole

Ok, so Derek and I aren't technically dating. And I know I'm basically being strung along. But, it's JUST like a relationship, and evryone who knows us knows that.   So why when I call him tonigh...
Posted by Schwaps Fabulous on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:31:00 PST

Work

Everyone who reads my blogs knows I've been bitching about being a jobless loser. Well, I started a job last week, and I start another one tomorrow. Yup, I have 2 now. Work sucks!
Posted by Schwaps Fabulous on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:55:00 PST