I recently discovered that I could sit in front of a silent front load washing machine and watch it cleanse laundry for 52 minutes. It seriously was amazing and I'm not the only one who thought so. Saturday nights will now be reserved to do cool laundry cleansing, not ghey top load laundry...laaaaame. I also enjoy having my friends ride in the backseat of my car and driving them around like I'm their taxi. I guess that's the Mexican side of me, i make an excellent servant. My parents always tell me that I cater to people too much. I'm no longer calling happy hour, a happy hour. they are always advertised as being from 4-7, not sure if you know this but that's technically happy HOURS. therefore I enjoy going to happy hours with my friends. I'm random. I'm pretty sure lots of people say this but I discovered it when people kept telling me, "man, you're random", so I'm not making it up to be cool. I'm pretty sure I was the first child to come up with the idea of those extensions on sun visors in the car because I was too short and the sun was always in my eyes. I was also the person that first said, "I'm going to make like a fetus and head out". I remember this specifically because everytime i said it to someone they would say, "OH GROSS, I've NEVER heard that before". i've said it to 6 billion people and got that same response. i came up with it. it's science. I once farted in front of a guy I had a crush on and he laughed at me and I got embarassed for the first time in my life and he ended up becoming my boyfriend anyways. awesome. that was when i was 22. i haven't farted since. sometimes I can't believe the nasty stuff that comes out of my mouth. i'm not talking about puke or anything like that but I will say the strangest and grossest things to friends or people i just meet and I catch myself saying WOW, I really just said that. oh well, it makes me laugh. I love my friends and family oh so so very much but I don't tell them enough. I LOVE YOU GUYS especially you MOM & DAD!! they check my myspace because I'm an only child, they're overprotective, and just plain curious as to who I really am...at least that's why i think they're checking it. I quote one liner movies everyday, no joke and if there were some kind of rehab to get over that i wouldn't go because I love quoting movies. I love Herbert from Family Guy even though his actions are just morally wrong but man is it funny. I love Jack Handey. I don't wanna brag but I've been told that I'm quick-witted and funny...i'm just saying...that's what they tell me. I think i get it from my Fahza...my what? my fahza...oh your FA-THER.
