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About Me

(Brandon Umipig through the eyes of his roomate and best friend lil Mike Rameriz.)Let's see, where to start... I first met Brandon about 11 years ago, I was about 11 years and he was 9. My oldest brother Peter had been dating his older sister (now my sister in law) Selina for quite sometime and he thought it was a good idea to set up a playdate.Let me say this: My oldest brother Peter is an asshole. I love the guy and you probably will never meet anyone more genuinley nicer than him, but he loves to torture his siblings. Brandon and I played some Super MarioKart (which I still destroy him on to this day), and he even showed me his extensive Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles collection. But that, like everything else got boring after awhile.My loving brother gets the great idea that we should spar. Take note, Brandon had been in karate since age 6 and his Dad, who is a 3rd degree blackbelt in Kajukenbo, was teaching the classes. So I agree, thinking that I have the upper hand with the age and having 2 older brothers that whooped my ass, and hey I wouldn't mind him showing me some pointers incase I got into any scuffles over the outcome of a foursquare game at school.I got my ass handed to me.Oh did I tell you? Brandon also had mullet. Not a cute little kid mullet, but a rocking spike-flattop-beaverpaddle-to-the-middle-of-the-back mullet. I swear he must have had the power of Samsons whitetrash IROCZ driving 3rd cousin because this kid was all business when it came to sparring.I went home soon after and bawled my fucking eyes out. I was so ashamed I even hid in my closet for a little while. I have never told that to anyone before. Not even him.Time had passed and me and Brandon just became better friends. We would ride bikes, have sleepovers, all that cool little kid stuff. Well, one day his mom had picked up a cheap couple of pairs of lightweight boxing gloves. One with an American flag print, the others with the flag of Mexico. We strap these on and its pretty even because neither of us are boxers. It was pretty much back and forth so it was fun. There was no revenge in this I swear, but knocked this motherfucker silly with a barrage of cheap shots to the dome. I felt like Little Mac in Mike Tyson's Punch out. He was cryin' in his mommas lap.A lot of our childhood through early-teen friendship was milestoned with scuffles. I can honestly say that I'm glad we went through that because he really does feel like a brother to me now. Meaning, we are at an age now where it's not going to get physical if we argue because we used to fight so much. That and he would probably beat the shit out of me now. ( I'd at least get one good hit in for sure ;) )Brandon is definateley a good guy. An awesome friend to everyone. He can always make me and usually everyone else in the room laugh. And he's really selfless to boot. A bit self-righteous at times, although usually only with me. (HA!) He is the ying to my yang. The Jack to my Coke. The Jay to my Silent Bob. The homeboy is always lookin' out for me. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Playing and listening to music, dancing, martial arts, making jokes, laughing at myself and other peeps, women, who I am as a person, finding out why I'm here, bettering myself, education, the world, my backyard, other cultures, leaning ways of thinking other than the ones I already employ, cars, the human body, the ocean, surfing, smoking good weed with good company.

I'd like to meet:

All of you in your greatness. I say if we combined our hands together we can move mountains. We can do anything. One person. One voice. One act could change the world. We all have that power. We're wasting time. Let's wright tomorrows history books. Dancers, poets, scholars, and scum. It's never to late to begin, it's never okay to give up. I will try, try with me. And if you know something that I don't, share with me. I will not take offense. I am a wood block, I have no ego, I have no pretense. Shape me and I will try my best to help shape you. Let's find the next level. Oh and Bob Barker, wait I've already done that...

Music:

If it has drums then I could dance to it, so I can dig it. But more specifically; rap's my first love, had a big east coast influence as a child. I grew up on the Wu, Nas, Jigga, Outkast, Bone Thugs, Pac, Doc. Dre, Snoop, Celly Cell, Mac Dre, Eminem, Mobb Deep is sick. Biggie, and so much more. In 2000 I started raving and got into the electronic scene, recenlty more than before. Love trance, house all kinds. But now it's all about JUNGLE JUNGLE JUNGLE .Rock is great, classic, metal, soft, punk,alternative, dance. Like I said rock is great. Classical, yeh I said it dog classical. I want you to do me a favor. Next time your in your car sittin in traffic try this, scan your radio until you find the classical music station. In the Bayit's 102.1. Ok after you find it, roll up the windows, create you'r perfect climate and listen. Just chill and listen. Do it for me, no better yet do it for you. Trust me, you'll fuckin love it. And that's it.

Movies:

Forrest Gump, Numero Uno. Hands down, not a doubt about it. But here's a list of other classics: Howard the duck, Big trouble in little China, Goodfellas, Stand by Me, The princess bride, 8 seconds, Roxanne, Willie Wonka and the CoCo factory, T1, T2, Rocky 1- 4 1/4, Harlem Nights, Snatch, Die hard 3, Half baked, Saving Private Ryan, boys in the hood, American Ninja, Enter/Return of the Dragon, Bloodsport, Crimson tide...

Television:

Mash, ya I know it's Mash. The Simpsons, Married with children, Saved by the Bell. That's it, those are the only shows I watch.

Books:

Siddhartha, The Alchimist, Narccisus and Goldmund, Night, the Tao of Jeet Kun Do, J.Yimm Lee's book of Wing Chun, Book of Five Rings, Art of War, Heart of Darkness, The Trial, Catcher in the Rye. Ninja the art of stealth defense.

Heroes:

It's simple; Lee, Ali, and pops

My Blog

And that is the way it is.

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