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Craig Danger Jones

Before me there were many, after me there will be none, I am the one....

About Me

I'm Craig Danger Jones and I'm the funniest man alive, also one of the best looking.... Kickbacks suck and I'd rather go to a house party than a bar, especially when u don't know anyone at the party, those are the best. I party like theres no tomorrow and am enrolled in college but i've almost completely forgotten what its like to go to class, I think it was boring. I'm the greatest beer pong player on the planet and u better not forget it. I have two dogs named Wigglesnatch & Lemmiwinks. ATTENTION: Any girls between the ages of 14-18 stay away from my friend labeled "BOSTON" on my page. He is a sexual predator and only after sex and free prescriptioin medication...I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Phil: 4:13"A greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated." ~Gandhi---FEED SHELTER ANIMALS FOR FREE!! JUST GO TO THIS WEBSITE & CLICK ON THE LINK. IT AUTOMATICALLY DONATES MONEY TO SHELTERS!! http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSit es.woa/200/wa/gotoSite?destSite=AnimalRescueSite&origin= bcsTY&wosid=jn1000M8800LT700K1&revisionCode=BCSthank youpg_ARSlogo

My Interests

"There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party." I like drinking and going on random trips that I don't plan. Most ending with me on a beach in Mexico at 8 in the morning.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus and Tupac, and I'd wanna hangout at the same time. That would be a party...I also want to meet Saint Francis de Assisi, the patron saint of animals.

Music:

Babyface is the greatest musician ever... Ne-Yo, T.I., Ludacriss, Usher, Eminem, Obie Trice, Tupac, BIG, Nas, Jayz, Lloyd Banks, Chamillionaire, Brian McKnight.

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribean, Blow, Troy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Boondock Saints

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua teen hungerforce, southpark

Books:

Whats a book?

Heroes:

Saint Francis de Assisi (the patron saint of animals) and Jesus

My Blog

COW VAGINA's

I just type for a while... It has been brought to my attention that in Kansas and other states with a lot of cows and corn they have a practice of punching cows in the vagina to abort pregnancys. ...
Posted by Craig Danger Jones on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:59:00 PST

stuff u dont know about me....yet...

1. DO YOU SNORE? I'm asleep when it would be happening so I'm not sure... 2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Lover, but if she's bigger than me I'll take a swing at her... 3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST F...
Posted by Craig Danger Jones on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:31:00 PST

My top 8!!!!!!!

My top 8!!!!!!! Post the top eight on your myspace and answer the questions1. Ashley2. Blackass3. Stephanie4. Nichole5. Cory6. Chris7. Franklin8. CodyAre you in love with number 1?Of course..........
Posted by Craig Danger Jones on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:52:00 PST

Naked Pictures!!

Pervert, its just one of those questionaire things Body: 1. How tall are you? 5'10 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? you mean today? 3. Do you own a gun? Have two of em, they're connect...
Posted by Craig Danger Jones on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:13:00 PST

Drunk questions! Read they're hilarious!!!

Body: 1. Have you ever been drunk? Never, beer tastes like pee 2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 16, then I stopped for a while, remembered how great it was, and haven't stop...
Posted by Craig Danger Jones on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 10:53:00 PST