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B. O. B.

I'm in your house.

About Me

I'm the type of person that likes to do things. One thing I do is make electronic music as Spackled Bat (I'm my own friend). I also like to go on bike rides, listen to a bunch of different kinds of music, and hang out. I'm kind of a nerd.

I run with shoes on !

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My Interests

I am interested in things.

I'd like to meet:

Nice people, nerds, losers, famous people, drug dealers, painters, pickle tasters, punks, skunks, lepers, leapers, skaters, cheapskates, cheap dates, heads of state, animals, old folks, chiefs, burglers, buglers, hamburglers, mimes, artists, weaklings, freaklings, ducklings, donut holes, whole families, dam builders, spam tasters, racer x, wasters, turkey basters, home makers, fakers, people that hate the lakers, bakers, ticket takers, rockers, pop lockers, chalk lickers, drink mixers, thoes who pop blisters, your sister, Mr. Mister, Happytime Harry, some guy named Larry, the Tooth Fairy, Chairy, etc.

Music:

Yes. I like a lot of it. The Melvins and a bunch of other stuff. I really don't want to write a huge list of all the bands that I like.

Movies:

Zombie.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force (and various other Adult Swim action), Cable News, Infomercials, Iron Chef, Daily Show, Golf.

Books:

I do read books. I read slow.

Heroes:

My Grandma. Lao Tzu. The Dalai Lama. Also, Bill Murray.
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My Blog

Crack rocks.

You ever smoke em'? Seems like a bad idea but there is something so fun about saying it.I guess it is like a lot of things. It's fun to talk and think about but the reality is lacking. And the things ...
Posted by B. O. B. on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST

Caring.

Caring can only be expressed as an action. If you say you care about something and you dont DO anything to back that up then you don't really care about it. Maybe you THINK about it or WISH you could ...
Posted by B. O. B. on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:21:00 PST

Never.

I will never help George W. Fuckface win a fight. I don't want to shoot ducks and I don't want to flick a fucking bean into a cup. I don't feel like "scoring a goal." Throwing a ball through a tire is...
Posted by B. O. B. on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 04:32:00 PST

Light Yourself On Fire

If you ever light yourself on fire you should stop, drop, and roll. I'm sure you already know this. Watch lots of TV and pretty soon you will know everything you need to know. You will know all about ...
Posted by B. O. B. on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:13:00 PST

Soup's On!

My Space is bad pop art. It's like sixty million cans of Campbell's Soup connected with digital string.
Posted by B. O. B. on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:00:00 PST

Fuck a Blog.

Blog blog blog blog blog. Blogidy blog blog bloggy blog. Blogging blogs. Blog blog blog, blog blog, blogidy blog blog blog. Blig blog blag blob blab blip blomp. Blink blast blob blog. Blap bimple bomb...
Posted by B. O. B. on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:34:00 PST