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About Me

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I am The Jim...you may know what I mean, you may not. If you understand, then in all likelyhood we'd get along. Odds are you've never met anyone quite like myself, and if you've actually met me, you'd never forget who I was. I've been told that I'm a paradigm of modern fashion, a self-proclaimed professor in the school of the hipster, exemplifying coolness by constant example. In short: "He's a Jim"
People often call me the life of the party, and even though I've discarded that rank years ago, they still refuse to listen. I drink whiskey on (almost) a daily basis, and while I'm drunk I enjoy performing target practice on the passing dolphins who swim in formation past my beachside bay window whenever I'm awake to shoot them...
I can often be found sucking on the remains of a whiskey bottle at random local bars and dives. Sometimes I'll be spotted roaming through cow pastures with a flashlight and a bag. If i'm not doing that, i'm probably somewhere photographing something...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm currently engaged in an ongoing, life-long search to track down Oscar Zeta-Acosta, aka Carl Laslow. I'm also looking for JIM...

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My Blog

From the L4L Sports Desk, Vol 1

The 'Golden-Boy Brady' Fantasy Is Over... We all know that most of the time when a player puts up monsterous fantasy numbers one year, the chances of that player matching those numbers the follo...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:00:00 GMT

L4L at the Movies: "Sicko"

MIchael Moore is a Pinko, Flag-Burning Terrorist - Period The line between being an informed, disgruntled American displeased with our country's morality and direction, and a flag-burning anti-Americ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 00:58:00 GMT

So Good it Needs to be Posted

An essay written by Alan Watts regarding the validity of spiritual experiences enduced by psychedelic chemicals...A Psychedelic Experience - Fact or Fantasy? Alan Watts This essay appeared i...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 20:17:00 GMT

L4L Scoop of a White House Gala

Compulsive Gamblers Get Crazy... W.H. Staff Performs Circus Acts... Secretary Rice Makes Best Sea Breeze in the Beltway... Overtones of Sex & Violence from the Oval Office WASHINGTON - Hardcore gambli...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:58:00 GMT

L4L Report from the Mediterranean Sea

Notes from Beirut... Grain Alcohol, Amyl Nitrate, and a Trained Chimp... The Israeli War, and An Off-Shore Trade Gone Horribly WrongThe following article was received from Danny Albertson via satellit...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 21:35:00 GMT

LushForLife.com Coverage: MLB All-Star Game

World Class Entertainment with a 0.2 Blood Alcohol LevelPITTSBURGH - Because of a large allotted sum of cash which was originally intended to fund a business proposal between LushForLife.com executive...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:56:00 GMT

D21C

Last week a friend of mine had stumbled across a pair of free tickets to the Strange Days festival at the Ford Ampitheatre, where The Doors, or "The Doors of the 21 Century", rather, were the headlini...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 19:35:00 GMT

The bottle was...

The bottle was beginning to look a bit empty now. I had been nursing it for what must be several hours, so I guess the eventual end of the Old Crow was inevitable. Usually this rot-gut helps me loos...
Posted by on Mon, 09 May 2005 03:26:00 GMT

Conversation, vol II

(19:19:32) Adam Husarek: Eee (19:19:51) Jacob Tillman: ugh (19:20:12) Adam Husarek: lets just comunicate through written grunts (19:20:27) Adam Husarek: eee ugh ahh umph (19:20:41) Jacob Tillman: ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 May 2005 16:19:00 GMT

Quadratic Queef

- b ± sqrt of b² - 4ac __________________ 2a Who the fuck came up with this shit? More importantly, what the hell is wrong with this person? What kind of depraved, sick maniac...
Posted by on Wed, 04 May 2005 02:09:00 GMT