I like Punk Rock. I hate whores. And I can do both at the same time kids.I am a "CALIFORNIANâ€. That means...
-Everyone I know HATES cops
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down
-I live next door to Mexicans
-Our chicks are WAY hotter than yours
- I say "like" and “um†and "dude" and "yeah" and "late" and "chill" and "bro" and "cool†and "stoked" and I say them often
- I don't get snowdays off because there’s only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I go to the Beach, not "down to the shore"
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger, maybe even the high speed chase ... we don’t fuck around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) and most of us get over the phase by 17
- My governor can kick your governor’s ass
- I go out at night
-I commonly judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, I give my area code (805)
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I urn into a Greek god
- We don't stop at stop signs...we do a "California Roll"
No cop no stop, little brother.
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State... the Golden…
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means my opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you
- And all the best athletes come from here SO TRY ME…
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