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About Me

I live with my husband Tommy and our three severely retarded, but extremely cute felines. We have finally escaped from the Cincinnati death grip and are livin back in the hometown. I work at the Monarch Boarding Academy [childrens bureau] as a Child Care Worker, working directly with severely autistic boys and girls. I am a bitch. So if you don't know me, don't try to "add" me. Because I hate your life.
You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? My pirate name is: Black Mary Roberts Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

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My Interests

Adam Ant (shocking, I know), Tommy the love of my life and his gooooood good lovin, my partner in crime V-Style, Japanese rock [which includes the sub-category of japanese men that look prettier than any woman I've ever seen], tattoos, meow meows and being the official Cat Lady of the Year, doodling, everything evil, vampires, ALCOHOL, Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, Gackt, metal [along with my collection of "guilty pleasure" bands. We've all got at least one], hating Cincinnati, geology [yes, I know I'm a nerd], chai green tea, asparagus, Chipotle's hot salsa, zombie slaying, sushi, side pony-tails, drinking cheap wine and raising hell.

I'd like to meet:

Adam Ant, Gackt, Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, Shagrath...umm, I don't know. I'm sure there's a million people...Brandon and Bruce Lee, Lucifer, pirates, HR Giger, your mom. I'd like to meet some zombies, too....I'm a zombie slayer in waiting. Any day now. I'll be ready for the attack of the undead.

Music:

i couldn't even list it all if i wanted....i listen to a lot of weird shit...

Movies:

oodles and oodles of favorites

Television:

It's awful.

Books:

I burn bibles, does that count?

Heroes:

Veronica. She is by far better than every single one of you assholes out there. And my Mom. Coolest Mama that ever there was.