fortime, all the time! |
I guess I'm just really looking for a constituency that's *engaged*, right guys? And I don't mean "almost-married"! I mean *there!*, taking the stuff all the way to the store in one bag and bringing d...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 21:59:00 GMT |
Mastered By Scott Litt! |
Considered by Stephen Marksen at Precision Mastering, mixed by Scot Narrell & Clif Litt - I thought that the pins weren't actually in your purse. But they were. My apologies, mom. You were eating pin-...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 20:22:00 GMT |
talking points |
I have been to the edge of the place where you live and boy - it is! Yes! Check out this quote from the American Self Institute: "Contains wheat flour (niacin, reduced iron, thiamine monohoho, ribofla...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 22:44:00 GMT |
I ate three entire crabs in thirty minutes! |
Have you ever wanted to not go on television? Have you ever tied the shoelace a little too tightly? Have you ever swung fifty feet above the ground? If so: Senator Buddy is for you!WalMart won't do it...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:55:00 GMT |
never underestimate the chin |
I sit next to a guy at work (the Senate!!) who is a doorknob. He said a movie was "annoying" because there was a woman who turned into a telephone and went shopping. What a doorknob! Yr Fav'rit Senat...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:00:00 GMT |
tag sale! |
Isn't it funny how "tag" can mean a piece of paper that tells you a price as well as a mole that hangs off a person (usually an old woman!)! And it means "day" in German! And poo-poo in Lao! Funny! Th...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:01:00 GMT |
of course i'm not a virgin! |
There are so many reporters and they just keep talking about stupid stuff. Let me be very, very clear: I am not a virgin. I am not opposed to virginity, nor do I categorically oppose it. Virginity has...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 22:02:00 GMT |
