I love weird people and people who don't necessarily match my personality. The biggest thing tho for my friends is they have to be:
1) Open-minded
2) funny (looking or speaking)
3) not a snobby bastard/bitch/asshole (you guys/gals probably won't message me anyway)
4) a good person deep down beneath the 25 piercings and 53 tattoos (piercings and tattoos are not required but are appreciated)
5) intelligent (atleast somewhat)
6) odd (very important)
7) witty
8) able to take a joke and to spit one back
9) able to joke or take jokes about anything and everything (life is serious for those people with serious problems (i.e. can't eat, can't breath, aren't free))
10) are not whiny bitches (everyone's shit is deep, your shit is not especially deep just cause it's your's, please find out what you can and can't do about things and do what you can)
11) If Paris Hilton or Britney Spears is your "hero" or you think either is a good role model, beyond not messaging me (which you won't anyway) please punch yourself in the groin numerous times in the hope that you won't reproduce.
12) Rednecks need not apply! (I still don't understand the appeal of flying that stupid flag (The Confederate Navy Jack). Especially if you're from the north. You fought your brothers in an attempt to rip a nation apart and you lost, get over it. You can still support a state's rights without a flag, one that has regardless of it's original intent been lost with connotations of racism. Yes, there's a history, but even the swastika has a history too and we don't like to see that wave.)
Tenacious D , The Cure, Beatles, Bob Dylan, Lynard Skynard, The Distillers, Rancid, pretty girls make graves, Mest, Midtown, Saves the day, Save Ferris, They Might Be Giants, No Doubt, Cake, Reel Big Fish, Good Charlotte (The band, not so much the music), Plain White T's, Norah Jones, Ben Folds Five, Phantom Planet, The Movielife, The Honorary Title, The Used, Sugarcult, Kill Hannah, The Ramones, Dropkick Murphys, Something Corporate, Yellowcard, Fuel, New Found Glory, Brand New, Green Day, Amazing Transparent Man, Tsunami Bomb, Placebo, Alkaline Trio, Silverchair, Weezer, The All-American Rejects, Marilyn Manson, The Transplants, Smashing Pumpkins, The White Stripes, The Vines, Dashboard Confessional, MxPx, Zebrahead, Benjamins, Thrice, Our Lady Peace, Unwritten Law, Onelinedrawing, Goldfinger, The Living End, Loudermilk, H2o, Bouncing Souls, Coal Chamber, Mudvayne, Static X, Slipknot, David Bowie, Rolling Stones, Queen, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Blondie, The Clash, Elvis Costello, Velvet Underground, Morrissey, and The Smiths (Plus way more)
You can thank Lora for me putting this list together, and you can thank Dawn, Lara, Laura, Lene, Amber, Jenny, and Melissa for me stealing, copying and editing there lists to make my own.
Star Wars (all of them), The Matrix (Trilogy), Back to the Future (Trilogy), Indiana Jones (Trilogy), The One, Almost Famous, Moulin Rouge, Jackass, CKY2K, Kiss of the Dragon, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Ace Ventura (1 & 2), Men of Honor, Hunt for the Red October, Shrek (1 & 2), The Incredibles, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead (Trilogy), The Princess Bride, Baseketball, Orgazmo, Resident Evil (1 & 2), and many more
All of them!!! specifically:
Anything by Neil Gaiman: Neverwhere, American Gods, Stardust, Good Omens (w/ Terry Pratchet)
A lot of stuff by David Eddings: The Belgariad (5 book series), The Mallorean (5 book Series), Belgarath the Sorcerer, Polgara the Sorceress.
So far anything by Chuck Palahniuk: Choke, Fight Club
George Orwell: 1984
My Dad... my brother, and more or less everyone in my friend's list....