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VANILLA GORILLA

Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends .. ..

About Me

Hi, I'm Jess... here's some awesome shit about me... first off, I'm right-handed.. so there's that, take it however you want to, my right hand dominates whether you like it or not. Secondly, I know how to make fried rice and I really enjoy a nice fitting undershirt. If you're a bad girl and you would like to get at me, I must first scoop that booty... twice. If you cross me, I may or may not make a shirt that reads "(your name) is a chump/chumpette". I will take your mother out to a delicious seafood dinner and NEVER call her again. I don't smoke cigs, but I pose for pictures with them to make me look wicked hard.. and mildy bad-boyish. I'll prolly muay thai your face. I've been known to go america on people's asses... and lastly, I like my women like I like my cheeseburger.. free of venerial disease
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My Interests


the good lord, muay thai, bjj, boxing, rasslin', mma/nhb, film, lifting heavy objects in a repititious manner, art, graffiti, gonzo journalism, personalized handshakes, big hugs, dirty liquor, drinkin all the beer, engaging in debauchery, the ladies, green eyes, gettin' my scoop on, my brothers (biological and fraternal), my nephew Lo-Dub, chiefin' and cat callin' with my boy bj

I'd like to meet:

no homeless people please... that shit just ain't balla to me
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Music:

shuggie otis, grateful dead, edan, handsome boy modeling school, del the funky homosapein, postal service, deathcab for cutie, bob dylan, kid koala, madvillian, zero 7, m. ward, damien rice, jimi hendrix, the doors, lyrics born, dr.octagon, common, gift of gab, lateef and the chief, elliot smith, mos def, electric light orchestra, talib kweli, omari kumau, word association, w.ill, aceyalone, tortoise, seu jorge, the streets, ike eichenberg, the early tapes, beck, d'angelo, david gray, flaming lips, godspeed you! black emperor, jack johnson, ben harper, led zeppelin, a perfect circle, radiohead, chili peppers, johnny cash, roots, tool, sigur ros, mogwai, pedro the lion, murder city devils, lauryn hill, tom waits, wilco, badly drawn boy

Movies:

big lebowski, bottlerocket, I heart huckabees, rushmore, fargo, royal tenenbaums, swingers, 21 grams, garden state, reservoir dogs, pi, requiem for a dream, a love song for bobby long, sin city, pulp fiction, fear and loathing in las vegas, fight club, eternal sunshine, lock stock and 2 smokin barrells, se7en, snatch, punch-drunk love.... I'm a sucka for documentaries, especially one's devoted to fighters

Television:

still waitin for contender: muay thai

Books:

hell's angels, fear and loathing in las vegas, fear and loathing on the campaign trail, the gonzo papers, the curse of the lono, the rum diary, kingdom of fear, all the sin city books, mere christianity, the screwtape letters, chaz's mickey spillane novels featuring sweet ass mike hammer!... anything dr. suess or hemingway

Heroes:

baby jesus, bas rutten, buakaw and anybody who has ever taught me something I didn't forget 5 minutes later