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About Me

I destest writing about myself, as I'm quite terrible at talking myself up. The whole process evokes overused cliches such as the fact that I enjoy long walks on the beach. While I do enjoy a walk now and then, its important to consider the fact that once you turn around, you've got to go all the way back. ^_^''' See, distracting from the main topic with tangents is quite an effective strategy for postponing the uncomfortable.What was I on about again?...Right, myself. Joy. The closest I can come to encompassing myself in this insufficiently summative paragraph is to say that it is in fact insufficient. I'm not someone to be adequately judged by a single paragraph or glance from across the room. Because of my mundane job and reserved nature, people often judge and underestimate me. I'm quite creative both in a literal and aesthetic sense, and it rather troubles me when people assume I'm just the quite kid waiting to go postal on everyone. I assure you I'm the most tranquil, well-meaning person you're likely to encounter, and quite a bit sharper than I usually let on, so don't let the initial shyness fool you. My passions include artwork, literature, and the people I care about. Buy me coffee and you will have my eternal devotion. ^_^ If there's anything else you'd like to know, perhaps you should try asking.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People, as they tend to produce better conversation than animals or inanimate objects. I mean really, when was the last time you met the floor after tripping over something and it greeted you with a hearty "Hey Jimmy, how's it going?"...I should like to meet a Jimmy and ask him this. ^_^Who else...? Generally people who might stand a chance of understanding my eccentricity, and maybe even appreciating the humor in it. I welcome the companionship of those tuned to the same frequency of weirdness as myself. If you're an attractive young woman as well, that'd be even better. XD

My Blog

Short Story Flash Write-

A story I did for a creative writing class, with a limitation of two pages max.Brain-Learnings: He slumped feebly at the unkempt desk, his eyes straining to maintaintheir unflinching focus on the scre...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:44:00 GMT

Short Story Timed Writing-

A story I cranked out in 20 minutes at the beginning of class Monday.A Sincere Gift-"Babe!" he called out excitedly. "I've got something for you!"Pleasantly oblivious to any indication of what he migh...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:26:00 GMT

Wow.

I stayed up for several straight days to finish my finals. The holiday "break" got screwed over by the weather, only making things more stressful. Work's been hectic and exhausting; between being cloc...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:53:00 GMT

The most controversial thing Ive posted in a while- grins challengingly

The following rant contains opinions of an open-minded, pro-humanity nature: viewer discression is advised.There are two things I am, for the most part, intelligent enough to avoid discussing very fre...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:20:00 GMT

1/3 of the reason Im not a happy person

It's kind of akin to an avalanche; where that one little rock shifts in place, offsetting the interconnected balance of the area and sending the entire cliff side into a torrential free-fall... except...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:41:00 GMT

Is it bad that I can’t stop laughing?

Have you ever wondered something, only to notice you're not only wondering what the answer is, but why you're even wondering in the first place? I suppose you're assuming I'm going to postulate ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:54:00 GMT

Don’t waste your time.

I've been writing for over two hours, and there's nothing here anymore. I wrote out everything I was feeling, everything that's crossed my mind, and then got rid of it. It wasn't worth the pixels need...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:10:00 GMT

"Delusions of Dramamine," or....

"Whirled War."Stalwart and certainI begin my approach,With a condescending snickerI enter the coach."You'll not best me this time!"I stand and declare,While children half my heightGiggle and stare.The...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:32:00 GMT

Stream of Unconsciousness

Rain streams steadily down, the rooftop symphony embellishing the pulsating vibration of a caffeine-induced waking coma, characterized by disturbing clarity of perceptionand paradoxically exuber...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 05:32:00 GMT

Let the dead rest.

I just wanted to thank you both, from the bottom of my pinhole-mottled heart, for your numerous and varied contributions to the man I am today. Thank you, you foolish, inconsiderate, narrow-minde...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:27:00 GMT