Chelsea

I am Chelsea. I do indeed have the name of every annoying white chick with a high pitched voice that ever existed. I sound like a man, so luckily I don't live up to my name. Lets see, I don't like your run of the mill humor. I like the offbeat stuff. People say im funny, I guess you need to figure that out on your own. I have about as much charm as Larry David. My dream home would have taxidermy owls around every corner. I like creepy things, I find them intriguing. I like picking things up and examining them. I am a very tactile person. I sincerely wish I could wear a costume every day of the year, and get away with it. I enjoy the company of creative people who have a positive air about them. People say I can look angry or pissed off. I promise you its because my eyes are hyper sensitive to the sun, so I squint my eyes causing my face to contort into a bitch-like scowl. So say hi to me, I promise I won't hit you with a blunt object. I enjoy a good pat on the shoulder, and a pinch on the cheek. Not that cheek.