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The Black Widows

About Me

The Black Widows first got together over an hour ago. They wear black hoods to protect their severe identities. The Black Widows are not a surf band. They play All-Original Instrumental Spider Rock. 100% monophonic genius.

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Member Since: 23/12/2007
Band Members: Dr. Vibe: Guitar, no vocals/ The Executioner: Drums, no vocals/ Count Funkula: Guitar, no vocals/ Pharoah Malo: Bass, no vocals
Influences: All things evil.
Sounds Like: The Black Widows. All instrumental, All original, All evil.
Record Label: Buy our album "AROCKNAPHOBIA" at CD BABY.

My Blog

OUR GIG POSTERS ARE BACK!!!!!!!

Alright!  We got Photoshop workin' again at the Spider Hideout, so check out the latest gig poster for our latest gig Jan. 7.  We're playing with DOUBLE NAUGHT SPY CAR and theyare cool.  We don't play...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Dec 2009 18:30:00 GMT

THE BLACK WIDOWS STILL NEED A GODDAMN ORGAN PLAYER.

ATTENTION!  Yeah YOU!  We need a goddamn organ player.  You gotta have your ownkeyboard and amp and know how to play.  You gotta have a car and a job and live in Los Angeles.  If you're one of these a...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:19:00 GMT

The BLACK WIDOWS INVADE THE ART WORLD!!!!!

Dateline:  Saturday, Dec. 12.  The Black Widows will play at the Copro-Nason Galleryat the Bergamont Art complex in Santa Monica.  It's an art opening and we play at 8:30.Wise-up on the details:   Cop...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:20:00 GMT

TAIX GIG A RECORD-BREAKING SMASH!!!!!!

We played TAIX on Nov. 6 and kicked almighty ass!!!!  Standing Room Only, Four new songs, Four encores and both Carlos Santana and Eric Clapton reportedly wanted to jam with us.But the real star of th...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:53:00 GMT

NO MEANS NO CLOSES FOR THE BLACK WIDOWS

Wednesday, October 14.  The Black Widows played the Knitting Factory.  Over 100 people were turned away from the standing room only overflow.  We kicked the usual ass and slaughtered the freaks.   A B...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:43:00 GMT

THE BLACK WIDOWS SIGN RECORD DEAL WITH THE MOB BUT DENY ANY INVOLVEMENT WITH THE MOB.

October, 2009.  Los Angeles, California.  We have signed a record deal with a new label known as Rottenhouse Records.  This will result in a shiny round 45 RPM disc hopefully with hot chicks on the co...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:24:00 GMT

THE BLACK WIDOWS SALUTE LES PAUL

Yesterday the MAN, the GENIUS, the VISIONARY- Les Paul died.If you don't know about him, you should.And no, he wasn't JUST the inventor of the Les Paul guitar.The Black Widows salute Les Paul.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:16:00 GMT

The BLACK WIDOWS INVADE A SWANK THROWDOWN!!!!!

Sunday.  August 2nd.  6:30 pm.  The BLACK WIDOWS played (by invitation) a swanky, well-heeled party in Highland Park, California.  The food was great, the booze was great, the people were great, and t...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:54:00 GMT

COSSA NOSTRA

Recently, Count Funkula had to be out of town on a...sightseeing trip.  Yeah, that's it, a sightseeing trip.  Anyway, we had a gig at the Buccaneer and the great guitarist COSSA NOSTRA helped out taki...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jul 2009 11:32:00 GMT

BOB BOGLE, VENTURES BASS PLAYER, R.I.P.

   The great Bob Bogle, who played bass with the Ventures their entire career, died Tuesday, the 16th.  The Black Widows salute Mr. Bogle.  We owe a lot to the Ventures.  A lot of bands do.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:46:00 GMT