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DRETARD

I am the Jesus!

About Me

I am very wealthy. I am the inventor of the Post-It. Post-It money is big money. I live on a farm near Yuma, Arizona where I raise llamas. I name them after celebrities and then dress them up like those celbrities and have them act out my favorite movies for me. It is my passion. I am also a Crystal Clear Pepsi enthusiast, I am working on a campaign to bring it back to store shelves across America. If you feel the same way I do you can sign the on-line petition to bring back Crystal Clear Pepsi at http://gopetition.com.au/../1985.html. Most importantly I have an undying love for Kurt Loder and I write a letter to him scented with Curious by Brittney Spears expressing my feelings at least once a week.My trip to Italy (I just got the pictures, it was in 2005): ..

My Interests

Traveling... science, dance parties, football (watching, not playing)-my teams are Da Bears and the Sun Devils

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Loder, the inventor of Crystal Clear Pepsi, Christian Slater, Rainbow Brite and Koko the Sign Language gorilla. In that order, or all at once, we could go roller skating. ..
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Music:

PUNK ROCK!!! (I have a Bad Religion tattoo, other band tattoos are stupid but mine kicks ass, and really it means a lot more than I love Bad Religion) I love dance music and hip hop also they are usually the background to my party. I like almost any thing, except country, which mostly blows.

Movies:

Bottle Rocket (really any Wes Andersen movie), The Usual Suspects, I heart Huckabees, Die Hard with a Vengence, anything with Will Farrell is pretty much gold, I could go on and on, but you get the idea

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (I have a giant crush on Jon Stewart), the news, The O.C.!!!

Books:

Anything Al Franken has written, every American should read his books...Like Water for Chocolate...The Karamazov Brothers...The Color Purple

Heroes:

My Grandpa