my name is Jessica.
I'll fuck bitches up...fo' real. try me...
THINGS I LIKE:
-going to shows (mostly rock or punk shows)
-anything black or hot pink
-Vitamin H2O
-fresh McDonalds french fries
-meeting new people, like you...or your mom...
-supporting kickass local bands
-road trips w/ my homies
-Kraft macaroni-and-cheese
-making an idiot of myself
-hanging out with my closest friends
THINGS I HATE:
-posers
-haters
-backstabbers
-liars
-cheaters
-the fact that chips aren't packed in the bag like pickles are in a jar
-running out of Pepsi
-always being carded for cigarettes and alcohol b/c i look young
-country music...all of it
-stupidity. it most definately should be painful.
-people that can't spell
-pPl ThAt TyPe LyKe ThIs, OmFgZ!!1!!111 *kills them all*
-all the 16-year-olds that keep wanting me to add them as friends...i'm 24, dammit!! what am I supposed to do, take you to Chuck E. Cheese?!
-moms bringing their kids to shows, because for some reason they always want to start crap with me and my friends. even when they are, what, all of 4 foot nothing?! please, lady...get a life.
and my number one pet peeve:
-all these "scene girls" that come to shows (not wearing much of anything, mind you), that try to push their way in front of me and "dance" with each other right in my view. it's not attractive. no one cares what you're doing, because there's a PERFORMANCE onstage that we're all trying to watch. and excuse me, ma'am, but i have a message for you: you're a slut, and your friend is a slut...now move out of my way before i have to snatch you up by your "scene hair" and move you myself. pleaseandthankyou.
