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Dirty Mean Steve

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About Me

What ya might call a "creative type." On the upside that means I tend to have a knack for stuff like sculpting, painting, writing, drawing, working with video and audio, writing music, playing instruments, etc. So that's cool. On the downside it also means I'm absent-minded, awkward, overly-sensitive but at the same time hard-headed, occasionally strange, very self-critical, and furthermore unable to dress myself in a manner even remotely fashionable unless my Cutie picks my clothes for me. I do freelance sound design work which I love, and also have a boring day job which I hate. I have a BA in philosophy, and spent most of my 20s desperately trying to figure out the meaning of life, probably to the dismay of anyone around me who was trying to have fun at the time. Been in a band for 15 years. Live with my adorable wife Laurie, along with our pitbull/daughter named Chloe.

My Interests

I like caves, castles, space, jungles, forests, and siege equipment. I carve little things with putty and an exacto knife in my spare time. I love to stare at photos taken from the surface of Mars. I think most new music is crap, and I'm very upset about that. I love and think I would be very good at producing stop-motion animation. I love things that are made out of wood. I'm fascinated by miniature terrain and model ships. I think Chris Farley was a highly-underrated actor. I love Laurie, my folks, and Chloe. I've seen all 4 installments of Wagner's Ring Cycle live. I like Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff flicks. I like nuance in issues and detail in art. In the past decade, I have probably saved thousands of dollars on haircuts by using a flo-bee.

Music:

Brian Wilson and The Beach Boys, Electric-era Miles Davis, The Millennium/Sagittarius, The Zombies, Motown (the Funk Brothers), Carole King, Yes, The Beatles, Jackie Wilson, King Crimson, Sparks, Ray Charles, Van Morrison, The Band, Todd Rundgren, etc.

Movies:

The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Seven Samurai, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Once Upon A Time In The West, Fitzcarraldo, Das Boot, Aguirre: Wrath of God, Ikiru, Rear Window, Duck You Sucker!, Ran, Dersu Uzala, etc.

Books:

Currently reading "The Treason Of Isengard: The History Of The Lord Of The Rings"

Heroes:

Brian Wilson, Akira Kurosawa, J.R.R. Tolkien, Sergio Leone and Ennio Morricone, Orson Welles, Martin Denny, Merian C. Cooper, Paul McCartney and George Martin, Chris Squire with Steve Howe and Bill Bruford (maybe the most ferocious musical trio that ever lived), Alfred Hitchcock and Bernard Herrmann, Walt Disney, Ron and Russell Mael, Christian Vander, Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski, Tom Meier, Robert Fripp, Fred Rogers, Jimmy Stewart, Albert Schwietzer, my folks, Andy Kaufman, Roger Staubach and Tom Landry, Syd Barrett, James Jamerson, Buck Dharma, Jerry Goldsmith, Thich Nhat Hanh, Richard Wagner, Gary Gygax, Neil Armstrong, Rankin and Bass, Stephen Hawking, Norman Rockwell, Tom Waits, Norman Vincent Peale, Brian Eno, nice people who rescue pitbulls and other unwanted dogs, Van Morrison, John Huston, Mother Theresa, Bill Cosby, Carl Stalling, Tony Visconti, Alan Lee, John Howe, cont.

My Blog

The World According To DMS Pt V

When people "question authority," do they really intend to pay attention to the answer? I’ve seen several democrat pundits who’ve complained that republicans are being narrow-minded in the...
Posted by Dirty Mean Steve on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:35:00 PST

The World According To DMS Pt IV

When people say "no pun intended," they're usually lying. I wonder how George Orwell would feel about the way people have come to use the word "Orwellian"?  It's such a downer.  I bet he'd r...
Posted by Dirty Mean Steve on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:47:00 PST

The World According To DMS Pt III

There are millions of people from around the world who are trying to get into this country the legal way.  They apply for visas, fill out the paperwork, give their personal information, learn the...
Posted by Dirty Mean Steve on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:45:00 PST

The World According To DMS Part II

I've read that people my height can't be astronauts because the space capsules are built small to make more room.  This is clearly "heightist" and I intend to sue NASA.    If school is...
Posted by Dirty Mean Steve on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST

The World According To DMS

Random Thoughts:   You know those Apple Computer commercials?  The ones with the hip alternative guy who represents a Mac and the geeky overweight dude that represents a PC?  If anythi...
Posted by Dirty Mean Steve on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:05:00 PST

My Movie Idea

I've already told some of you about this, but I'm so proud of it I thought I'd repeat it here for all to see.  It's an idea for a horror flick that will make a gazillion dollars. Picture this: de...
Posted by Dirty Mean Steve on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST

Haunted Houses

Random thought about haunted houses: If there are such things as haunted houses, there must also be haunted teepees.  And that just seems silly.  
Posted by Dirty Mean Steve on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

Rap Translated To Plain English

Oh God, this is too funny!!!: Artist: Notorious B.I.G. Album: Ready to Die Song: One more chance (remix)   Lyrics:   First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies - playboy...
Posted by Dirty Mean Steve on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:25:00 PST