About Me
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THE EXITING LIFE OF ROSS!! :D
I AM THE PARTY BOY. AND I LIKE TO PARTY :)
Right now, i am enjoying being a bit of a local celebrity for a while. But when it dies down I'll still be the same Rossy I always was :)
Preview of ME on BBC3'S "Snog, Marry, Avoid" to be shown 13th April 2009 8:30 Monday :)
I hate gigs
I luv clubs.
I hate looking natrual
I luv to look fake.
I hate MOST rock/metal
I luv dance/R'n'B
I hate silver
I luv gold.
I hate Aberdeen
I luv London
I hate being calm
I luv to shout and be hyperactive
I hate most drugs
I luv alchohol
I hate pale
I luv tan
I hate your scene
I luv chocolate milkshake. =]
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THE NEW SHIT!
I Look trashy, tacky, chavvy, and fake. But it's just my current image. beaneath lies A heart of gold and a decent mind too =]
I Style myself on being a gross exaduration of popular culture, If having a tan is seen as being in this summer, I will stive to be the darkest in a nightcub, Ripped jeans are hot? Ill shread my denim to tatters so it's barley held togehter, It's all about BIG brightly colored hair, EITHER porcalin white skin or a tan so orange an oompa loompa would be appauled, There are NO INBETWEENS. I love patent things, Shiny and black <3 "the bondage look'', I go though phases of looking natrual if im trying to atract a man but being honest this bores me, If you were to dress me in plain black skinny jeans and a band tshirt everyday and dye my hair brown and take away my tan, The result would be me in tears
Standing out, Expressing my indavidulaity, Putting a finger up to the ideal of ''Looking good'' Will always be my aim, I do WHAT I LIKE, my foundation goes from gothic white to NEGRO black and I LOVE IT!! Why be a wallflower? Stand out.
Alot of people say I look like a clown, well clowns are funny, life is a circus, I don't take myself seriously, I don't expect you to, I love attention. Love? I CRAVE attention like a fish needs water, If on a night out I don't get any snide remarks, or dirty looks, I'd feel shit, in some ways I love the insults more than the compliments becuase they show more passion! If somone passionatly hates the way I look enough to tell me I should be dead then good!!! In saying this they are only expressing their self loathing, narowmindedness and intolerant backward environment they grew up in.
I have Lived in the Europe's Oil capital, Aberdeen, my whole life, I hate it. I was not made for a scottish working town, I was made for London, paris or new york and I know it. Living in a city so small and narowminded is like how an eel must feel in a fish aquarium. This city is known for it's oil and greenery and flowers and beef, I know it for a place where all young men and women dress the same. Walk down the street in this Scottish city on a saturday night and you will see all women in tulip skirts, pearlss and vest tops, all men in G-star raw and gio goi, White shirt and jeans. Then thyre's me. 6 foot tall, radio active orange, purple hair, dressed in wet look leggings and a shreaded vest. Hi, I smile, I'm Ross and I hate it here :) How about you? Get me out of this Shit hole!
After this rant you'd be tempted to think Im a total nasarcist, I'm not. Despite my outragous outfits I lack the confidence to talk to men, If a man aproaches me and tells me i'm lovley or handsome, I blush bright red (underneath all my bronzer) giggle and am Lost for words. I have been single my whole life apart from a month and a half long relationship with a girl, A lovley girl whoumb I am still friends with but I have never had a boyfriend. Despite what you think, I am still a VIRGIN. I have never had sex. I have self respect and will keep my virginity untill I fall in love with a man, or perhaps a woman who knows? I am not shallow, I scutanisce and am insecure about my OWN apperence. Nobody elses! Yes I am sevearley insecure about the way I look, But try not to judge anyone else on Aesthetics, I'll be the man to aproach the fattest oldest woman on a dance floor, smile and ask her what she does for a living rather than talk to the douchebag in the corner with the 'cool' reputation. I AM NOT cool. I was the boy at schoo that hid in the toilets to eat my lunch rather than talk to anyobody becuase I was scared to make friends, I never got invited to parties becuase I didn't get along with ANYONE, my friends were the boys and girls that hung in the libary at lunchtime, a few of them, and books. I read throughout my youth and spent most hours at the weekend solitarily in the libary reading all day, about anything from tropical fish to science. A few years of therapy later and Look at me now? Bloody mental extrovert out every weekend, too much outward confidence. Well it's amazing what a bit of counsilling and a wardobe change can do for you isn't it?
Alot of people presume me to be stupid. Well im not, I'm quite well read, I stayed on in school to my final year and in my spare time I read George Orwell, Hg Wells, Charles Dickens and Other classic litterature which I love. I don't display my inteligence lots becuase Lots of my friends I associate with are of a low intellect? Why? Becuase they haven't got the way of looking down at me like the more acidemic members of socioty do. As I previously said I do not judge anyone on aperence or level of inteligence but the people that tend not to understand me often are quite smart.
The Way I see things is Girls should be proud of their sexuality and bodies, men and women that judge a girl on her bra size and legth of skirt INFURIATES me. Ladies If you have it flaunt it, and make sure to have a strong gay best friend to punch any perverts faces in who make sexual advances on you. Women should hypnotize and entice with their sexuality, If I was in charge of this country I'd encorage women no matter their size to go out in corsets, mini skirts, thongs, french knickers, tutus legwarmers and uva reactive makeup! If a girl IS confident in her sexuality enough to show her body off this does NOT make her a slut, or a nasty person, A good friend of mine has only had sex with ONE man yet she goes out in outragous skimpy outfits. Well good for you girls
The world would also be a better place if men went out in shorts. EVERYDAY men have nice legs, I love a pair of nice toned mens legs. I am also of the opinion that men should wear transparent thsirts or no tops at all if they have nice bodies. Fuck that. Hot men should be made to go out in short shorts and vests all the time. I am of the opinion we should flaunt our sexuality with charisma. The world would be a better place If I was in charge you could be assured of that!<
♥ I LOVE girls in skimpy outfits, corserts, knickers, I love girls in suspenders, I love stripper outfits, Pole dancers, nipple tassels, tanned hunky footballers in shorts, tutus, legwarmers, hotpants, fake tan, fake nails, sun shimmer, fake bake, foundation for black people, fake gold jewlrey, gangster fashion for men and women, black culture, cyber goths, playgirls, playboy, fluffy pink things, latex, ravers, dance music, r'n'b, sunbeds, Moisturiser, fake eyelashes, neon makeup, neon colors, multi colored hair, pink,purple,liliac, green, I LOVE scene hair, heavey black smokey makeup! Jesus, Christianity, gays, lesbians, drag queens, Empathy , chavvy girls, The 'trampy look' (velour tracksuits, birdsnest hair, orange tans, ugg boots), attomic kitten, girls aloud, sugababes, chocolate milk, victorian and gothic lolita fashion, fruits, Japan, Hirajuku, manba, ganguro, clubkids, mullets, fake hair, wigs,men with 6packs and v muscles, peroxide, shutter shades, sex shops, sex toys, the adult channels on sky,xtube, thongs, g-strings, jodie marsh, tits, glamour models, page 3 girls. Diy fashion, hairbows, first dates, shiny leggings, messy hair, hairspray. Geordie accents, Scouser accents, northern birds, essex girls, the pornstar look, MOST OF ALL. I FUCKING LOVE BEING ME!!!
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fake tan.
Peroxide
Unemployment
Makeup
Clubbing
Vodka.
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