Kelsey

If Chewbacca and Billy Crystal were to have a baby, the result would be something like me. Hi, I'm Kelsey.Now for slightly less vague information.I'm sarcastic. The problem is that sometimes what people take as sarcasm is me being serious. Other times, I'm just being a jerk. Which reminds me, I'm an ass. Not to be confused with an assHOLE. Just an ass. Assholes are jerks that don't know when they've crossed the line.I'm easy to get along with if you can keep up. Typically, if I'm saying something, it has just popped into my mind and I feel it is worthy of being shared publicly. Rarely are the things I say premeditated, which can explain a lack of eloquence in my speech.Anyone who really knows me, can attest that I have no game. Zero. Zilch. Nada. When it comes to members of the opposite sex, I'm awful. I'm not sure why. I think it has to do with my timing. Either I'll jump in head first and unconsciously rush things, or I'll wait for some type of reassurance that my hopes are not in vain. By which point, said female, has found something else to amuse her and I am back to staring at my buddy list waiting for a miracle.I've completely lost my train of thought.I'm looking for the clearest indication that what I think is incorrect. The clearest indication.