Franks of the World, Unite!

About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Frank
Birthday: december something
Birthplace: fairfax, virginia
Current Location: philadelphia, pa
Eye Color: brown, i used to think it was black (i actually had that on my driver's license) then i realized black eyes means you're dead
Hair Color: black as my dead eyes
Height: 5'8? i don't know, all the years of wearing an afro wig threw me off.
Right Handed or Left Handed: right. i try with my left, but piss gets everywhere.
Your Heritage: korean and proud of it.
The Shoes You Wore Today: something from payless
Your Weakness: korean food
Your Fears: my fears
Your Perfect Pizza: veggies and other stuff.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish this album and get this band in order and payoff my credit cards.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't use instant messenger, so i don't know the lingo. i'd imagine it's "stop stalking me, i'm calling the police."
Thoughts First Waking Up: my cat's the luckiest guy because he can sleep in and have other people clean up his poop.
Your Best Physical Feature: my right index finger, i changed his name to henry
Your Bedtime: midnight.
Your Most Missed Memory: riding my bike around the neighborhood when i was 8.
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi. coke is run by fascists. pepsi probably is too, but i don't have the paperwork yet so out of sight, out of mind.
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendy's. i miss you dave thomas.
Single or Group Dates: single. are group dates even counted as a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither. that stuff will kill you.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla. yeah, i'm pretty boring.
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, they mess with my stomach.
Do you Smoke: trying to quit...unsuccessfully.
Do you Swear: when do i not swear? wait, there's no swear in that sentence, or this...fuck!
Do you Sing: yeah...i'm a superstar.
Do you Shower Daily: are you calling me a dirtball? yes, daily...
Have you Been in Love: yes and still am...
Do you want to go to College: been there and going back for more.
Do you want to get Married: yes, oh the joy of tax brakes.
Do you belive in yourself: when i believe in myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no. i take the ferry to camden and back because i like boat rides...seriously, i do.
Do you think you are Attractive: when i'm drunk, i'm fuckin' George Clooney.
Are you a Health Freak: i'm a poser health freak. in other words, i try.
Do you get along with your Parents: you're not my psychiatrist.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep.
Do you play an Instrument: oh yeah...i rock the casbah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: show me someone who hasn't.
In the past month have you Smoked: yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, well, not illegal ones.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, with my girlfriend.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: good lord, my thighs would never forgive that. i mean, no...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: unfortunately no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: unfortunately no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: surprisingly no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: you don't want none of this.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: what? like a pen? or a car?
Ever been Drunk: are you kidding?
Ever been called a Tease: first, i have to attract women, so no.
Ever been Beaten up: not that i can remember, but maybe that's how good they beat me.
Ever Shoplifted: probably.
How do you want to Die: battling the turd burglar for my soul. or in my sleep, you know, real peaceful like.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grown up.
What country would you most like to Visit: korea and the rest of asia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything other than booger green. believe me, i've ssen it. it'll make you gag.
Favourite Hair Color: black and blonde. together or not, it don't matter.
Short or Long Hair: either. if it's too long, i can always cut it while she's sleeping.
Height: shorther than me.
Weight: average or thin.
Best Clothing Style: i'm not one to talk, i shop at thrift stores.
Number of Drugs I have taken: i don't know...some
Number of CDs I own: not enough...some say too much.
Number of Piercings: none, i have better things to spend my money on.
Number of Tattoos: none, i'd rather pay my rent.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: you'd be surprised.
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My Interests

Music, movies, art, books, t.v. and all the other trite stuff people usually write in this section.

I'd like to meet:

Malcolm McDowell just to shake his hand - Robert Johnson to ask him if the rumors are true - Greg Dulli to share a scotch and water - Iggy Pop to show me around his neighborhood - Arab Strap to tell me some dirty stories

Music:

The Kinks, The Afhgan Whigs, The Twilight Singers, Iggy Pop, Bob Dylan, AC/DC, The Manic Street Preachers, Wilco, Radiohead, Cheap Trick, John Coltrane, Charles Mingus, Thelonius Monk, Branford Marsalis, Johnny Cash, B.B. King, Robert Johnson, Ryan Adams, Supergrass, Fiest, Elliott Smith, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, The Cure, David Bowie, Teenage Fanclub, Marty Robbins, Bjork, my friends, my neigbors (shut up and go to bed! and shut your dogs up too!)...

Movies:

Afterlife, Citizen Kane, Deuce Bigalow, Anchorman, Rushmore, And Justice For All, Dead Man, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Crybaby and just about anything and everything from the Coen Brothers, Stanley Kubrick and John Waters.

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Chappelle Show, The Office, Black Adder, NIGHT COURT, Starblazers, Transformers (the original, uncomputerized), G.I. Joe, Good Times (I used to hate Bookman, but understood he only wanted to be loved)...

Books:

Les Miserables, A Clockwork Orange, Caligula

Heroes:

My Dad.

My Blog

happy accidents

bruce campbell is on myspace. i found him. now he is my "friend". take that shitty, unfair life. score one for the good guys. i know he's not my real friend, but it's th...
Posted by Franks of the World, Unite! on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:46:00 PST

the king is dead, long live the king

on this, the anniversary of elvis' death, i can't help but think that i, like so many others, was inspired by him to play music. elvis presley's golden greats was my first cassette when i was five. ...
Posted by Franks of the World, Unite! on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

chapters 13 & 14

so i just watched chapters 13 and 14 of r. kelly's "trapped in the closet" epic. wow. i thought chapters 1-12 were absurdly ridiculous, but mr. kelly, you have proven me wrong. now, ...
Posted by Franks of the World, Unite! on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:38:00 PST

Baby hit me one more time...not really...

well, it's official. my luck ran out. back in june, i was minding my own business on the subway, listening to my ipod, when i got a nice how-do-you-do from this black kid. actually, ...
Posted by Franks of the World, Unite! on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:27:00 PST

stop sharing my air!

number 1: i was watching the today show one morning and there was this lady on who had been stopped by a cop for speeding in front of a hospital. you would think this would be cut and dry, ...
Posted by Franks of the World, Unite! on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:58:00 PST

fiction

i was yelling at this squirrel yesterday because he was just sitting there disrespecting this store's "no loitering" sign and i swear he rolled his eyes at me like i was his lesser. his lesser!&...
Posted by Franks of the World, Unite! on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:53:00 PST

guilty as charged

i kind of realized a few things lately. i've been reading on the subway lately and it just so happens that i tend to start reading on my commute to work. the weird thing is that i feel a b...
Posted by Franks of the World, Unite! on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST

Exact Change

it's been a while so i'll just get into it. waking up this morning i felt a little more optimistic than usual, i don't know why. i'm broke, fat and just generally feeling stupid, but this ...
Posted by Franks of the World, Unite! on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:47:00 PST

smoke signals

so i was in 7-eleven the other day and saw that philly blunts now make a watermelon flavor. am i the only one who thinks this is insane? i imagine a board room full of suited-up white men ...
Posted by Franks of the World, Unite! on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:12:00 PST

belated condolences

did anyone know that miss elizabeth passed away in 2003? that's right, macho man randy savage's elizabeth. i can't tell you how much of a crush i had on her. who didn't? in the...
Posted by Franks of the World, Unite! on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:39:00 PST