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invisible pink unicorn

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"the invisible pink unicorn is a being of great spiritual power. we know this, because, she is capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. like all religions, the faith of the invisible pink unicorn is based upon both logic, and, faith. we have faith that she is pink; we logically know that she is invisible because we can`t see her."
we believe in one unicorn, the pink, the invisible. creator of uncertainty, revealed to us in the alt.atheist usenet forum - she that raptures socks. she will smite those that mock her brethren. others believe balogna, we, too, will join the feast. we shall eat our fill, every belly shall be full of ham and pineapple pizza. her revelations show us the folly of all religions. spread her word.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Bob Dobbs
The Flying Spaghetti Monster

and the kleptosaur

Music:

The Unicorns

Books:

The Book of Invisible Beasts and Lovely Equines
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Principia Discordia

Heroes:

Jeebus

My Blog

genesis - chapter four.

Chapter 4 The Story of Cain and Abel 1 The man knew Lady his wife, and she conceived and bore Cain, saying, "I have given birth in pain and suffering to a man-child and I feel the pinkness and the cyc...
Posted by invisible pink unicorn on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:24:00 PST

genesis - chapter three.

Chapter 3 Temptation and fall 1 Now the oyster lived in the sea of knowledge, and he and the other creatures knew of death, because when She made the Beach of Eden she cast all the shells of the dead ...
Posted by invisible pink unicorn on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:23:00 PST

genesis - chapter two.

Chapter 2 The first Sabbath 1 On the seventh day She sat back and watched, but the Pinkness was always. Man's beginning 2 She gave man the ability for awareness, because she wanted no destruction. She...
Posted by invisible pink unicorn on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:22:00 PST

genesis - chapter one.

The Primitive History Chapter 1 Creation of Heaven and Earth In the beginning reality created the heavens and the earth; 2 what was was, what was not was not; darkness covered what light did not, and ...
Posted by invisible pink unicorn on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:21:00 PST