Low Calorie Valarie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i love acting and writing, i don't eat meat, i love chips and salsa, i write with my left hand and use the scissors with my right, i like dancing, weird fear of penguins, movies, fashion, COLD WEATHER none of this Texas heat, shoes that rhawk, I'm lactose intolerant, big dreamer, music, history (not music history... music and history. well maybe together who knows), i like boutiques, i fidget, bad memory, i wanna get out of Texas, french fries and ketchup, used to work at the GAP, clumsy, stutter when I'm nervous, and can't spell to save my life.

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
my other site
yourgalpalval.blogspot.com

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My Interests

music, ACTING, theater and film, playing the bass, chap sticks, lip glosses, lip salves, driving fast, good beer with good friends, laughing, my xylophone, Polaroid pictures, the colors green, brown and blue, writing movies, playing soccer, denim jackets, hanging out with good friends, Coffee & Tee, going to a good show, shopping, sleeping and dreaming, cold weather, Full House trivia, and playing old maid.

I'd like to meet:

Various fictional characters in movies, people who list their favorite bands in alphabetical order, and people who actually read entire Myspace profiles.

Music:

The elevator kind.

Movies:

The Graduate
Rudy
Amelie
Monster Squad
The Royal Tennenbaums

Television:

The Office
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Full House
The Daily Show
Conan

Books:

MAUS (For the history buffs, and comic book lovers)
Killing Yourself to Live - Chuck Klosterman
The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks

Heroes:

And the nominees are...

My Blog

The Incredible Hulk.

When I was younger I was terrified of the Incredible Hulk. Yes, I know it's ridiculous, but yes it's true. Come on there's this regular guy that would get a little angry then suddenl...
Posted by Low Calorie Valarie on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:56:00 PST

Attention half naked Spambot underaged whores..

Stop friend requesting me!! Jeeze. That's right Erika from NY I'm talking to you!! Oh don't think I'm forgetting about Nicole from Iowa, her glamour shots made up face is hard to for...
Posted by Low Calorie Valarie on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:23:00 PST

Seasons change...

It's a lot warmer outside, so you know what that means. I'm gonna be a hermit crab again and hibernate during the summer. It's a good thing, because I'm focusing back on my diet and workin...
Posted by Low Calorie Valarie on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:37:00 PST

I’m so gay for....

Blue Bell's Chocolate Covered Strawberries ice cream. This ice cream is by far the best. Don't tell me that your Rocky Road trumps my Chocolate Covered Strawberries cause it doesn't. ...
Posted by Low Calorie Valarie on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:41:00 PST

I would punch a baby in the face for an extra week...

Haha. Thanks Steve.Seriously, I really need an extra week this month. I'm trying to get this new project of mine off the ground and I finaly found the opportunity to do so. Do you gu...
Posted by Low Calorie Valarie on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:51:00 PST

Happy New Years!!

I felt compelled to write today. I actually haven't had that itch in a while, and I think this all stems from a conversation I had with a friend. She put it in a much better way then the w...
Posted by Low Calorie Valarie on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:47:00 PST

The "I’m about to quit my job" blog.

It's Friday, the last day of the second to the last week of work. One more week left. This kind of reminds me of being in high school theater again, we would do this thing called "Circle" ...
Posted by Low Calorie Valarie on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:01:00 PST

Who’s gonna be in a movie??

ME THATS WHO!!!! I just got a call from my Sunday Audition (see blog before this one). I had just read an email from him yesterday and responded THIS MORNING!! So anywho I saw the Ausin ar...
Posted by Low Calorie Valarie on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST

Auditions II

I had my last of the audition trifecta yesterday afternoon. I feel pretty damn confident about this one, whether I get a callback from them or not, I feel like I did a good job. Not only t...
Posted by Low Calorie Valarie on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:36:00 PST

Run down of my Audition Thursday.

So if things couldn't be any better, I got a migraine. Those pounding the right side of your head and about to pop out your eyeballs type pain. Light was hurting it more, sound made me wan...
Posted by Low Calorie Valarie on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:32:00 PST