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About Me

I'm a Geomancer, bitches!!!!!------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------I'm tired of reading people's about me section of their profile and having to scrutinize everything they've written trying to figure out what they're really like, so with mine I've made it much easier. I've left the vague generalizations but now in parenthesis I've inserted their coded meaning. I'm interesting and witty (I'm cruel). I have a vivacious personality(I'm annoying), but I'm also prone to moments of introversion (I'm self-obsessed). I can be at times intense and intellectual (boring) and at other times frivolous and superficial (tactless)-profoundly so. I sing(I'm gay). I also write plays, poetry, long and short fiction (gayer than a cher concert). Oh, and I'm really pretty (I have body issues). I hope I've made getting to know me easier for everyone involved with the getting to know me process. thanks for your time.
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My Interests

I love choral music. I am also an avid reader. I enjoy intellectual conversation and also witty banter. I love people and politics and almost anything. Also Comics,D and D, Video Games, and being the She Hulk are some of my other interests... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Anyone open-minded and interesting. Burn victims. People who hate babies. Definitely gay and lesbian folks in their late teens or early twenties. Also, I'd like to meet prostitutes who are covered in their own fecal matter.

Music:

Heavy Stuff: Tori Amos, k d lang (i know i'm such a lez), Low, Indigo Girls, Tracy Chapman, Ani Difranco,Antony and The Johnsons, Goldfrapp,Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Patty Griffin, Montserrat Caballe,Edwin Fissinger,Fiona Apple, Blonde Redhead, The Pogues, Sun Kil Moon, Deerhoof,Eva Cassidy Bjork.......Light Stuff:Fantasia,Keyshia Cole, Aaliyah, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Kelis, Alicia Keys, Lil Kim, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin, Puffy AmiYumi, Miranda Lambert,Heart, Angie Stone, Sugarland, Julie Roberts, Loretta Lynn, Jo Jo.......Musicals: Sweeney Todd, Porgy and Bess, Gypsy, Hair

Movies:

Favorites: Maurice, The Celluloid Closet, Morroco, But I'm A Cheerleader, The Hours, To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar, Rope, Die Mommy Die!, East of Eden, Finding Neverland, Sister My Sister, Sunset Boulevard, Spirited Away.... to name a few.

Television:

I love Absolutely Fabulous, Strangers With Candy,and Kids In The Hall, American Idol, Nip Tuck, Queer as Folk, The L Word rocks my face off!!!

Books:

Runaways, She Hulk, Young Avengers and X-Factor (yeah I'm a loser and yes you can suck it!)Medea by Euripides, No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre, Maurice by E.M. Forster, Savage Beauty by Nancy Milford, The Jungle by Upton Sinclair, The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, The Awakening by Kate Chopin, Lady Booshaw's Company by Duane Campbell, The Mayor of Casterbridge by Thomas Hardy, Close Range by Annie Proulx, Any poetry by Edna St. Vincent Millay or Theodore Roethke, Mrs. Dalloway by: Virginia Wolfe, The Children's Hour by: Lillian Hellman, A Seperate Peace by: John Knowles

Heroes:

Edna St. Vincent Millay, James Dean, Bonnie and Clyde, Jean-Paul Sartre, Ellen Degeneres, Barney Frank, Chris Berg

My Blog

20 Things To 20 People

so i stole this from raquely. you're supposed to write twenty secret things to twenty different people. and then they can guess which one is their's or not....whatever (yes i started this sentence wit...
Posted by Jared on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:01:00 PST

I'm Trying My Hand At Art!!!!!!

I've decided to try my hand at visual art......i'm really serious about this and could use feedback from everyone (stiffles laughter)...... ...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:01:00 PST

Xanga....

my name on xanga is CowTorn........ so if you want to be made uncomfortable by my crazy poorly spelled posts feel free to scope it out!
Posted by Jared on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:40:00 PST

I wish I knew...

i don't like gray......i want to know.......i don't like wasting my time.....
Posted by Jared on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:35:00 PST

Lost Pony, Cotton Pony!

So today I was sitting on the stairs outside of Askanase and a guy from my acting 1 class who was across the street urgently waved me over to him. There on the sidewalk was, to my horror and delight, ...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mariah's New Album...

I wept, I laughed, I popped my pussy. Mariah Carey is the greatest artist/muscian of all time. She makes Mozart and Bach look like feeble-minded children, poor ones at that. The Emancipation of Mim...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Simple Question (well two actually)...

Have you ever had the urge to shit your pants in a crowded elevator? Who's with me?
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Christmas: A Time To Be Cruel...

So yesterday my Mom's side of the family got together to celebrate christmas. Everything was going fine, we ate dinner, we talked, and it was great. After we ate the headache that I had had all day se...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Really Deep Poetry That Will Cure Cancer...

With everything that's going on in the world right now (i.e. the reelection of bush, the war, and our civil liberties and human rights being stomped on) I thought I would write some really deep poetry...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST