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Reverend Nate

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About Me

I am an Attention Whore.
I am a Social Butterfly.
I am an Alcoholic.
I am a Dope Fiend.
I am your FATHER!
I am the MESSIAH!
I am the Walrus.
I am a Fuckin' ROCK STAR.
I'm selfish & needy, but I'm fun in the sack. I'm the worst possible thing for you at this point in your life. Really. Go find yourself a nice boy...

My Interests

I am a total Karaoke Whore. I write and sing my own songs. I do drugs and have promiscuous sex with strangers. I leap tall buildings with a single bound. I put the Ram in the Rama-lama-ding-dong.

I'd like to meet:

Your Mama.

Music:

I only listen to the newest and most cutting edge polka and Hungarian folk songs.

Movies:

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Television:

Robot chicken. Everything else is just source material.

Books:

Oh, I think the Good Book is the only book I'll be needing. Of course I'm referring to Penthouse.

My Blog

My new Mentor

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Posted by Reverend Nate on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:52:00 PST

I’m speachless, utterly speachless.

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Posted by Reverend Nate on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:12:00 PST

How do YOU spell "awkward"...

So last nite I had an afterhours party, (like ya do...) and shit got  DUMB!!! Here's the thing, there was this one girl I waas all about last winter who wound up fucking my brain up, but good! S...
Posted by Reverend Nate on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:29:00 PST

Scenesters Lament

Fuck. I need me something new. This shit is getting old. Or mabey I'm the one getting old.  It wasn't always like this. The scene used to be way more fun. Or was it me who was way more fun? It se...
Posted by Reverend Nate on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:33:00 PST

KY Jelly: Not just for sex anymore.

On the back of my tube of KY Jelly personal lubricant, under uses it states (and I quote) " lubricates condoms, provides personal lubrication, and eases insertion of rectal thermometers, ene...
Posted by Reverend Nate on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST

Fuck me running!!! (not in the literal sense)

It's been a silly month. I quit drinking, I dealt with some dumb bullshit, I started drinking again... fuck it, I've done what felt right in every instance so WHATEVER!!! I'm happy with where I am. Fu...
Posted by Reverend Nate on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:26:00 PST

a dumb poem

If I can't have love, I'll take hope. If I can't have hope, I'll take pride. If I can't have pride, I'll take whiskey.
Posted by Reverend Nate on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

World War III

So North Korea just tested a nuclear weapon. Personaly, I could give a shit. I have no problem with the North Koreans. They've never done anything to me. And I could give a shit if they have the bomb...
Posted by Reverend Nate on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:09:00 PST

Stalkers!!!

Mabey it's my own fault. Perhaps I do tend to go for girls with mental health issues. But you know what? I'm cool and all but I aint THAT fuckin cool. So ladies, please. You know who you are. Stop sta...
Posted by Reverend Nate on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:54:00 PST

huh?

So yesterday this girl called me on my shit. I almost forgot what that felt like. Huh. How about that?
Posted by Reverend Nate on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:19:00 PST