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Hi, my name's David. or to all my friends out there Lanny, D, Big D, Shelley or Shells. I'm 21 years old, 6'2", 225 lbs. (Yes I played O-line when I was in HS) I have brown hair and blue eyes. I have a muscular build and Im workin on a six pack (Someday lol). I live in Fountain and Limon Colorado. Some of my favorite things to do is play football and lift weights. When im not playin football or lifting weights im playin paintball, (or when I can afford it), paintball rocks!!! So if u wanna get bunkered sometime call me up. I'm originally from North Carolina, so Im pretty layed back. I love catfish, grits, and bake beans, and of course some good old fasion sweet tea. I do have southern pride but Im not racist, so dont come up to me and say the Confederate flag is racist, cause I'll probably hit you for bein dumb. My dad moved from NC to CO cause of the army so I have lived in CO for quite a while. I have lived in Fountain for about 10 years now and I love it. I graduated from Fountain Ft. Carson High School in 2004, I played on the football team all 4 years and started varsity my junior and senior years at center. So GO TROJANS!!! I also lived in Alamosa CO for about a year and 1/2 that place is the worst place to live, go to school, and play football. So if your plannin on goin to school at Adams State, please change your mind. You'll thank me later. That is the Armpit of CO.Other than school I worked at Dominos in Fountain for a good while and after bout 4 years I became an assistant manager at the 8th st store, I worked there for a year and a half. I liked it there but it didn't pay enough. I recently got a job with the state of Colorado and will be working for the Dept. of Corrections in Limon CO. Oh and the correct title of my job is prison officer not guard. I am single so if you want to holla at me, and ur a sexy lil female go ahead! I am here for my friends and Beautiful women, not girls so if ur below 18 don't waste my time. OK let me break it down for you, it comes God, Family, Best Friends and Friends. I do love my friends, and would do anything for them, but not before the others before them. Well thats me in a nutshell, like me or not, I'm not changin. Well if you think we would get along or if you met me before go ahead and add me. So you met me now! So I'll see or talk to ya later
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.. You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting

100%

Bondage

92%

Whips

67%

Blood

25%

Blind Folds

17%

Chains/Handcuffs

17%
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David
Birthday: February 3, 1986
Birthplace: High Point NC
Current Location: Fountain CO
Eye Color: Blue w/ green around the pupils
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, German, and French
The Shoes You Wore Today: my DCs
Your Weakness: Very beautiful girls and women
Your Fears: My fear is losing my family and friends
Your Perfect Pizza: Ok this is gonna be long! Marinara Sauce w a hint of BBQ sauce then add masarella cheese then u add chicken, bacon, onions, then on top of that u put on chedder and provalone, then u add a pinch of oregino and wahla there u have it the perfect pizza. By the way I worked at Dominos for 4 years!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass all my classes and pay off some bills
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ttyl, wmb, and g2g
Thoughts First Waking Up: Its already morning!!!! come on!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My sexy arms!!!
Your Bedtime: Whenever I go to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: The summer of 2004
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both are good, but BK has the best
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: My grandma's tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: Yes of course
Have you Been in Love: Yes and it sucks in the end every time
Do you want to go to College: Im in college
Do you want to get Married: Yes someday when Im older and have a real job!!!
Do you belive in yourself: Somedays
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Well most of the time, sometimes we fight
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, best for getting me to sleep
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, and never will, unless I get to poor and there are no more jobs.
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, many times
Ever been Beaten up: No, and never plan to.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope , and never will
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A business man and travel the world making deals w companies to buy my products
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Green, or Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long hair, there is nothing more attractive than a woman with some long hair
Height: 5'2 to 5'10
Weight: 125 to 150
Best Clothing Style: AE
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: none of those yet either
Number of things in my Past I Regret: About 10 or more
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Your Default Marker Specs
Brand: Dye DM4 with ultralite trigger frame and new ultralite 16 inch barrel
Model/Year: 04
Color Scheme: Black to Blue fade
Barrel: Dye Ultralite 16" black and blue barrel
Operating Pressure (HP/LP):
Current Board/Chip: N/A
Max BPS gun can shoot: 25
Does it have Vision Eyes/Sensi/PDS?: Yes
Electronic/Mechanical: Electronic
Est. Value: 800.00
Custom Milling or Anodizing?: Nope
Your Gear
Hopper/Loader: Halo B w/ rip drive
Tank (Nitro or C02)?: Nitro
Tank (HP/LP)?: 45 CU
Tank (Brand/CI/PSI): Crossfire
Harness: DYE pro pack blue
Pods: Any pods
Mask: DYE INVISION I3 blue
Mask (Thermal/Not Thermal): Thermal
Squeegie: VL
Barrel Condom/Plug: DYE
Jersey(s): C7 DYE Red
Gloves: C6 DYE Blue
Pants: C7 Blue
Shoes: For astro turf pro tourneys my addidas for hard ground/grass I use my blue shroud Rebocks!
Pads/Protection: pads are for girls
Paint: Anything that doesn't suck
Gear Bag: My old big gym bag
Favorites
Team: LA Ironmen
Player: Ollie Lang
Gun: DMC Blue
Paintball Company: DYE
Paintball Field: Any Speedball field
Tank: DYE tanks
Hopper: Halo B
Upgraded Board: E Blade
Mask: Dye Invision
Trigger/Trigger Frame: Dye ultalite
Bunker Type (Dorito,Stand Up,barrel,etc..): Stand up and cans
Either/Or
Speedball/Woodsball: Speedball
Tippmann/Armotech: both suck
WDP/Bob Long: WGP
WGP/Smart Parts: WGP
ICD B2K/SP Impulse: ICD B2K
Eblade/Worrblade: Eblade
Gun/Gat: Gun
Dynasty/XSV: Dynasty
Dye/Proto: Dye
Spyder/Pirhana: Spyder
2K5 Electra/Ion: Ion
DMC/G7: DMC
Speed 05/DM4: DM4
DM3(Matrix)/Speed 04': DM3 Matrix
Halo B/Empire Reloader B: Halo B
Victory Board/Z Board (lol): Don't care about boards
Brass Eagle Talon/Joy Division Angel Fly (just for fun): Joy Division Angel Fly
You and your Accomplishments
Name: David Shelley
Age: 21
Paintball Experience (Yrs.): 3 1/2 years
Have You Ever Been Bunkered?: yes I got the scars to prove it!!!
Have You Ever Bunkered Someone?: yes several times
Has Your Hopper Ever Fallen Off during a game?: Yes and it sucks scrambeling to get it
What's the Closest You've ever shot someone? (ft./in.): A foot
What was your first gun?: A VL Orion
Where Do you play in the field?: Mid and Back
Have you ever dove and got a kill at the same time?: No
Whats the Max No. of kills you've gotten in a game?: 4 I think
What was your worst paintball Experience?: Gettin shot out on the break
What was your best paintball Experience?: Bunkering this guy and he had no clue I was comin
Whats the funniest thing a noob has ever said to you?: What is a dorito?
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