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Daniel

About Me

Two Hydrogen atoms were walking down the street one day and one turns to the other and says; "Son-of-a-bitch, I just lost and electron". The other one says; "Are you sure?". Then the first one says; "Dude, I'm positive!"  I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)..Go Spurs!!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't stupid.

Gravity:

What if it moved sideways and worked only between two bodies, bending around buildings and trees, going over mountains and under water, and at the end of the day, no matter where they were and no matter what they did, it always pulled those bodies back together and the rest of the world was held in place by the force of their attraction?

"Get used to the idea that death should not matter to us, for good and evil are based on sensation. Death, however, is the cessation of all sensation. Hence, Death, ostensibly the most terrifying of all evils, has no meaning for us, for as long as we exist, Death will not be present. When Death comes, then we will no longer be in existence."

-Epikur

"Now will saying yes get you in trouble at times? Will saying yes lead you to doing foolish things? Yes it will. But don't be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying yes begins things. Saying yes is how things grow. Saying yes leads to knowledge. Yes is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes."

-Stephen Colbert, Knox College Commencement Address

"I learned as a layperson from the sequencing of the human genome... that every human being on earth genetically is 99.9 percent the same. ... Every difference you see between yourself and someone else, the color of your skin, the color of your hair, the color of your eyes, the shape of your body, every single thing is rooted in one-tenth of one percent of your genetic makeup. And yet, think about how all of us basically spend 90 percent of our time thinking about that one-tenth of one percent.,,

-President Bill Clinton

"Constantine bastardized the pagan holiday and Christians are evil and we are actually celebrating the winter solistice. JESUS WAS BORN IN THE SUMMER ANYWAY. LONG LIVE THE PAGANS!!!! (ok they are dead, but LONG LIVE THEIR SPIRIT)"

-a friend of mine.

"What's more likely? That an all-powerful mysterious god created the universe and then decided not to give any proof of his existence? Or, that he simply doesn't exist at all? And that we created him so that we wouldn't have to feel so small and alone."

-Eleanor Arroway, Contact

My Blog

No Such Thing as a "Good Breakup"

Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!! I thought I had things under control, but as it turns out, I was wrong. In everyday life it sometimes becomes painfully evident when you need to move on, even when you think you ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:18:00 GMT

relationships redeux

So it has finally happened. Holly and I have broken up after six awesome years. In the end the distance was more than we could handle. I gotta be honest though, the whole thing has been kind of surr...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:53:00 GMT

Relationships

Two questions:1. How far is too far for a long distance relationship?2. How long is too long for a long distance relationship?Feedback please!!!
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:24:00 GMT

Amazing Song Lyrics

In Spanish: No me preguntes más por míSi ya sabes cual es la respuestaDesde el momento en que te viSé a lo que voyYo me propongo ser de tiUna victima casi perfectaYo me propongo ser de tiUn volcán ho...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 17:22:00 GMT

Survizzle

1. Initials: DJ N2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: My Buddy Randy3. Last thing you ate: Tacos de Asada4. For or against same sex marriage: FOR!5. Are you homophobic: negative6. Do you sti...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:24:00 GMT

Marriage

Due to an influx of questioning by many people that I know. I have a question that I would like to ask. How long? How long must you wait to get married? How long do you have to be together before g...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 15:41:00 GMT

Defense of Marriage my ass

Ronald Reagan - divorced the mother of two of his children to marry Nancy Reagan, who bore him a daughter only 7 months after the marriage.Bob Dole - divorced the mother of his child, who had nursed h...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:15:00 GMT

Good Old Days


Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:56:00 GMT

Chemical Analysis

Man - A Chemical AnalysisElement: ManSymbol: Ah (short for Arsehole)Atomic Mass: Accepted as 70. May vary from 50-150 kg. Highly reactive at 150 or higher. (avo...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:57:00 GMT

Chemist humor

Bonus Question:Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:55:00 GMT