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Ralph

I'm an Equal Opportunity Destroyer

About Me

Graduate from Slippery Rock University in Pennsylvania with a Bachelor of Fine Arts. Certified art teacher grades K-12, however, currently unemployed and substitute teaching in like 6 school districts. Enjoy Painting, Photography, and listening to music of all kinds. I'm also an artist. Because I decided to get into the teaching aspect I wanted to be well rounded in all Mediums of Art. So during my time at S.R.U. I never focused on 1 medium but took all classes they had to offer. Photography(non digital,but Darkroom),Design, Painting, Drawing, Ceramics, & Sculpture. If you'd like to view some of my work you can visit www.dantonio.zoomshare.com

My Interests

FEARS: Hand-Guns, Rottwielers, and Midgets.(in that order)

I'd like to meet:

Tim Burton, Steve Vai, Glenn Danzig, Marilyn Manson, Elvis, Joe Strummer, Bela Lugosi,Wednesday 13, Darth Vader, Ming the Merciless, Michael Moore, Joey Ramone, Peter Steele, Sid Vicious and Jimmy Pop Ali.

Music:

The Clash, The Misfits, Phunk Junkeez, NOFX, 311, Michale Graves, The Murderdolls,Wednesday 13, Descendents, The Bloodhound Gang, Type-O-Negative, Many Many More..... No Rap or Country..........

Movies:

Star Wars 5,1,4,3,6,& 2 (In That Order) Bloodsucking Freaks, Halloween 1, Sin City, Rob Zombie Films, Nightmare Before Christmas, Planet of the Apes films, Requiem for a Dream, Psycho(Anthony Perkins), Night of the Living Dead, Anything Romero, or Zombie related.....Anything with an original script and plot which is hard to come by in hollywood today.

Television:

Sucks....

Books:

Who has the time

Heroes:

My Dad, My Grandfather, and Darth Vader.

My Blog

Stoopid people!

I'm subbing the other day in elementary art, and the assignment was to let the students use stencils, trace the stencils and design them.  So I decided to take the project a step further and teac...
Posted by Ralph on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:16:00 PST

Coffee,Cigarettes,Crack & Heroin times TEN!

Not that I've ventured into Crack or Heroin.  However, I'm here to talk about my current Addiction.  About 8 years ago there was a show on TV entitled "Freaks & Geeks"  It was cance...
Posted by Ralph on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST

Throwin in the Towel!

People go thru life never knowing what they want to do, or what they want to become.  I however, was not one of those people.  I goofed off alot throughout my 20's and finally came to the co...
Posted by Ralph on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:40:00 PST

STATISTIC

Before leaving the Today Show,  Katie Couric was estimated at making 65,000 dollars an episode.  Are you familiar with this?  Let me tell you.  She works from 7-10 a.m. interviewin...
Posted by Ralph on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:48:00 PST

Pathetic Parenthood!

This Thurs/Fri. on Nickelodeon they Aired 24hrs. of Spongebob Squarepants.  They counted down the top 100 episodes and although I didn't watch all 24 hours, I did watch about 6 or 8 hours worth.&...
Posted by Ralph on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST

A.A.R. vs. J.Timberlake

I dont know how many people watch mtv or vh1 anymore, since neither one of them play music videos, however at 5:30 am they actually do play music videos.  I know this because while I'm getting r...
Posted by Ralph on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:57:00 PST

9 Years ago.

Recentley I asked my wife, "when did you know that you wanted to marry me?"  Her response was "when we got into that argument about up south, and down north!"  Now you need an explanation ri...
Posted by Ralph on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:53:00 PST

Toyota's Big Mistake!

Strange how when you own a certain car you always notice other ones on the road.  Well here's the scenario.  My wife drives a 1987 Toyota Camry which has 278 thousand miles on it, and I cons...
Posted by Ralph on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST

Julia and the Midge!

Okay I lied on my Profile!  I do watch 1 hour of  TV per week and it's Nip/Tuck! What the hell was that about last night?  I actually have watched the show religiously from the first ep...
Posted by Ralph on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:50:00 PST

Do they watch MSNBC Investigates?

What the hell is the obsession with taking pics of your kids and posting them on myspace? Oh I get it people are Like "hey all you child molesters, Look how cute my son/daughter is?"  Dont people...
Posted by Ralph on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST