Member Since: 23/09/2005
Band Members:Gabe: Drums and the blue eyed sex trophies. Franky Foam Finger: Guitar and back-up screams of bloody murder. James: Slappin' a bass like a two dollar whore. JESSE !!!!! TURN THE FUCK DOWN!!!! (sorry, force of habit): He's our other guitarist and bobble-head-body-bang mascot. Jason: Verbal abuser and village madman.
Influences: Beanie-cheesie goodness, cheesie-beanie goodness, Satan tacos, Taco sauce burrito fucks, Asian kissing whores, the original COKE, Conan the Barbarian, the mustang in the shop.....still, 30 packs of beer (we're not picky), cheap-ass 24 hour fast-food places, and the common courtesy of blind-ignorance. and your momma!!!!
Sounds Like:
Imagine you’re back in your childhood riding your bike, wandering the streets just killin’ time on what seems like just another wasteful afternoon. When out of the corner of your eye you see a bus that's haulin’ ass past the rest of traffic. When the bus goes flying past you, the engine is but a whisper beneath the screams of the 15 plus passengers on board. In your somewhat confused state you and your friends can't help but realize that the bus is about to run a red light into a semi that just happens to be carrying???. In this time of inevitable horror and tragedy do you and your friends look away? Fuck no. One hundred fifty yards down the road horns honk, engines rev from cars trying to flee the scene, and the screams still overlap it all. You and your friends get knocked on your asses from the impact of a sonic boom hitting your chests. As you lie on the sidewalk with your eyes shut, curled up in a ball covering yourself from the debris that’s falling from the sky around you, the noise begins to dissipate, and the faint sound of caring voices begin to take their place. Not knowing what to expect when you open your eyes you do so and begin to examine what seems to look like a war zone. A piece of debris from the bus catches your eye; it reads "istian Faith Church of God" the Chr missing. While you continue to look around, you turn to one of your friends, your eyes as wide as could be, a smile begins to come over your friend’s face, he takes a breath and says " DUUUUUDE THAT WAS FUCKIN' AAAWWSOME"!!!
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