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In a World Unknown to Me

About Me

Meet Zeke. He's fun. He tries to have a good time and he's a great friend. Wanna hear a joke? He has a ton of them, (but they're not funny). He knows riddles though, you like riddles? He loves Math. Don't know the square root of 676? Ask him. I like him. He's pretty cool. We always have a good time together. There's just one thing though: when he writes about himself, he does it in 3rd person...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I never thought about who I would like to meet..... I can't think of anyone. But you know what would be really great. That when I grow up, I become one of those people that everyone wants to meet. And then I'll walk up and down the streets of random neighborhoods and people would say, "Oh my god! Is that Andrew!?!?" Yeah, that would be sweet.

My Blog

I'll Never Forgive Her

I tried to control her maternal intuition but I have never met anyone which such nerves of steel. It was like she was generated out of a composite of synthetic materials of the future. "Why do yo...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 08:28:00 GMT

The Stories of the Hop Skip and Go Naked Members

JordanMeet Grand Master Jordan Chair Swallower Burner Thingy thing thing,..... yeah. He obtained his ninja name when he triped on the rug and landed on the equator. That made sense. When he landed on ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:23:00 GMT

That Damn Unicorn

He came up to the store thinking, "This is it. I'm finally going to rob it!" Right when he took his first step in, a giant unicorn came out the door with a black mask and a money bag. The boy yelled o...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:27:00 GMT

Bummer

Dear Adam,         & nbsp;  I know we've been through a lot together, but I just can't take it anymore. The fights have become unbearable. It's all we ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:05:00 GMT

The Infamous Pirate Car

In the land of Afar I once had a jarAnd in this jar, which I left ajar, was a tiny little car"Excuse me," I said to this car, "can you go very far?""Argh!" Said the car for it was a pirate car "Well, ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:31:00 GMT

Ugly Wugly

Today this guy came to me. The people in the village called him "The Ugly Man." Well, I was doing my daily peasant chores when he came up to me in a cloak to cover his face. Before I had a chance to s...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:55:00 GMT