the inventor of the all night breakfast diner.(is he dead yet?)
anyone with a bigger penis than Ron 
my port in the storm*
*update: my port lives in Orangeburg, SC 
the one person who can sexually keep up...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Birthday: December 17, 1962 
Birthplace: Qualla Boundry, NC 
Current Location: In transition, I live like a gypsy 
Eye Color: Hazel to Brown to Green - depends on how drunk I am 
Hair Color: What week is it? today its Blonde 
Right Handed or Left Handed: writing - right, masturbating - left 
Your Heritage: Native American, German, Irish 
Your Weakness: Men 
Your Fears: Men 
Your Perfect Pizza: white 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'sup 
Your Best Physical Feature: lips 
Your Bedtime: is this a trick question? 
Pepsi or Coke: green tea 
MacDonalds or Burger King: um..no thanks 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate ;) 
Do you Swear: goddamnit what the fuck do you fuckin think? do I fuckin swear..sheesh.. 
Do you Sing: only to myself as I rock back and forth and bang my head against the wall 
Have you Been in Love: unequivically so 
Do you want to get Married: no..yes..um..I DUNNO!*#*@!(@*#$#$ 
Do you think you are Attractive: I think Im unique looking 
Are you a Health Freak: god forbid 
Do you get along with your Parents: only with the one thats living 
Do you like Thunderstorms: adore 
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute? no seriously.. 
Ever been Drunk: lmmfwao!!! 
Ever been called a Tease: no..I always follow thru 
How do you want to Die: in a pile of illegal substance surrounded by 100's of 20something naked guys 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: responsible 
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand... 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: hazel/blue 
Favourite Hair Color: bald guys do it better 
Short or Long Hair: who cares 
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont think there's enough space here 
Number of CDs I own: pirated? or legal? lots of both..Im definitely a music freak 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to mention..too few to wonder about 
 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!