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just nan

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About Me

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Myspace Layouts 45 going on 22, impatient and flighty, prone to fits of extreme sexual provocation and have been known to completely run the train off the track at times. I am kind to a fault unless crossed...then watch your back..(evil grin)
Living in Orangeburg with a man I adore, working in Charleston at a job I love, but looking for something closer to home because it's painful being apart 4 days a week. Yeah, thats silly but it is what it is.
I love to poke holes in skin and am currently licensed to do so in South Carolina. Hit me up for perforations.
Yes, I have big boobs..Yes, you can see them.
In my past lives I enjoyed crashing wedding receptions for the free booze and drunk groomsmen...having sex with strangers in roman bathhouses, being the kept woman of a Saudi Arabian prince...and being the fly on the wall during Watergate.
find me on yahoo at gift_unwrapped
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the inventor of the all night breakfast diner.(is he dead yet?)
anyone with a bigger penis than Ron
my port in the storm*
*update: my port lives in Orangeburg, SC
the one person who can sexually keep up...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Birthday: December 17, 1962
Birthplace: Qualla Boundry, NC
Current Location: In transition, I live like a gypsy
Eye Color: Hazel to Brown to Green - depends on how drunk I am
Hair Color: What week is it? today its Blonde
Right Handed or Left Handed: writing - right, masturbating - left
Your Heritage: Native American, German, Irish
Your Weakness: Men
Your Fears: Men
Your Perfect Pizza: white
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'sup
Your Best Physical Feature: lips
Your Bedtime: is this a trick question?
Pepsi or Coke: green tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: um..no thanks
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate ;)
Do you Swear: goddamnit what the fuck do you fuckin think? do I fuckin swear..sheesh..
Do you Sing: only to myself as I rock back and forth and bang my head against the wall
Have you Been in Love: unequivically so
Do you want to get Married: no..yes..um..I DUNNO!*#*@!(@*#$#$
Do you think you are Attractive: I think Im unique looking
Are you a Health Freak: god forbid
Do you get along with your Parents: only with the one thats living
Do you like Thunderstorms: adore
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute? no seriously..
Ever been Drunk: lmmfwao!!!
Ever been called a Tease: no..I always follow thru
How do you want to Die: in a pile of illegal substance surrounded by 100's of 20something naked guys
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: responsible
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel/blue
Favourite Hair Color: bald guys do it better
Short or Long Hair: who cares
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont think there's enough space here
Number of CDs I own: pirated? or legal? lots of both..Im definitely a music freak
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to mention..too few to wonder about

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My Blog

lady bug lady bug fly away home..

I saw a smashed lady bug on the sidewalk today.  The first thing I thought of was wow..this lil thing could fly but something prompted it to land in just this spot just as a foot was coming down....ka...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:48:00 GMT

Priceless....

.......that look of dumb surprise creeping over his always perfectly composed features.  That look of satisfied dismay as the poison of what he's done hits his gut, and the moment he realizes what he'...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:44:00 GMT

Me

I said: Tell me something good.. He said: You're beautiful and discovering.. I think thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, thank you Huttie :) Life in the burg is slow. I t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:32:00 GMT

Word to all my girls..

If a man wants you nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heart...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:01:00 GMT

My 6 word life memoir...whats yours

This was taken from Post Secret...can you sum up your life in 6 words.  Not 5, not 7...6.   What YOU thought never affected me... whats yours?
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:27:00 GMT

Weight Fluctuates

The subject of my weight has always been one of great consternation to me. Its up..its down..its all around..but guaranteed it never stays in the same place for long. In highschool it was about 120lbs...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:58:00 GMT

Timid

I know this. The wickedness of men is that their power breeds stupidity and blindness. Women? Women are weaker, but our wickedness is full of cunning and an equally rigid moral certainty. Since our ar...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:18:00 GMT

Kuwait sucks

I feel: completely trashed emotionally numb completely devoid of rational thoughttiny lil g strings in the crack of my ass you I Like: strong liquor mellow smoke awesome sex tiny lil g strings in the ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:06:00 GMT

Power

  PLESLAVESURSEX    
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:25:00 GMT

Admitting defeat ... but never giving away hope

I long for hot gold secrets to ripen in my dark candy soul. I want to study the ocean's memory for its teachings about moon victories. I need to extract a fresh green why from the book of storms I dre...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:21:00 GMT