The Mayhem Formerly Known as Mistress

About Me

what? you ain't heard? i'm the rap king of new york. MIXMASTER MAYHEM!!! ya'll fools betta RECOGNIZE!!!!

My Interests

pyrates. uncalled for nudity. doing drugs till i can't think thoughts anymore. emotional masochism. boxing. collecting. fucked up photoshoots. gore. leaving brooklyn as little as possible. shoes. stalking. making hasty judgments with no basis in fact or reality. blunts. cats and dogs. catchy slogans. fucked up digestion. handpainted fake nails. extreme clumsiness. anna monoxide. holding unnecessary beefs for years and years. rhymin' and stealin'. strongbow. shiny things. hating doctors. being mentally unstable. relying on pills to get through the day. you know. the usual stuff. chai tea binges till i shake like a crackhead. forgetting appointments. making people uncomfortable. making myself uncomfortable. wishing i was still in high school. nose picking. booger flicking. instigation. pacification. shooting myself in the foot while poking myself in the eye simultaneously!!!

Music:

New Kids on the Block!!! jay z. skid row.the coffin lids. mindless.self.indulgence. ODB. richard hell. sublime. NRSV. the gears. the restarts. AC/DC. ludacris. billy joel. rick james. jesus knevil. booker t. screamin jay hawkins. charlie parker. the ramones. outkast. snoop. op ivy. iron maiden. angry samoans. DI. johnny cash. elvis. onward to mayhem. the parapelegics. EYES OF FUCKIN HATE. nirvana. old school blues. sic&mad. digital underground. murder city devils. public enemy. beastie boys. rancid. hearts of mold. dirty monet. pogues. everclear. murder city devils.

Movies:

muppet tresure island; split second with rutger hauer and kim catrall's boobies! yay! any movie based on pyratical adventures. spike of bensonhurst. the warriors. pump up the volume. hardware. neon city. T2. demolition man. out for blood. the breakfast club. dawn of the dead. saw. resident evil. the hills have eyes. the more gore [and boobs] the better.

Television:

it helps when the voices get too loud...

Books:

TRASHY X-RATED ROMANCE NOVELS!!!

Heroes:

Anna Monoxide, people with morals, Al of Hate! and anyone who works in the city AC&C.

My Blog

In the Tidal Marshes

BY: ROBERT HILLYER White above the afterflare The moon rides up the brimming air Singing in minor key the theme Of light as music in a dream. Lovers lying on the dune Turn from each other toward t...
Posted by The Mayhem Formerly Known as Mistress on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:22:00 PST

COCKROACHES!!!

COCKROACHES BY: NECRO, AKA THE SEXORCIST Billions greeting, roaming around since GenesisComing out through crevicesInfested, walls filled with termitesBusting through drool, looking for foodComing out...
Posted by The Mayhem Formerly Known as Mistress on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST

PYRATS!!!!!

AHOY © Bill Collins Jan 2007 All about the Spanish Main The crew and me are known Out to do the devil's work Under the skull and bones Ruthless buccaneers are we Plunder is our trade Treasure ships th...
Posted by The Mayhem Formerly Known as Mistress on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:58:00 PST

Langston Hughes

Minstrel Man Because my mouthIs wide with laughterAnd my throatIs deep with song, You do not think I suffer afterI have held my painSo long?Because my mouth Is wide with laughter, You do not hearMy in...
Posted by The Mayhem Formerly Known as Mistress on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:48:00 PST

people who are a waste of oxygen

i have to get rid of four of my cats. and no, i don't mean send them to the pound or the fucking gaschamber. i've craiglisted them, and i've been getting all sorts of fucked up responses about what a ...
Posted by The Mayhem Formerly Known as Mistress on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:53:00 PST

strangely eerie words of wisdom from the mars bar ceiling...

ANON [as far as i know] old man why so hot? i want you a lot full of whisky & tar i saw you at the mars bar
Posted by The Mayhem Formerly Known as Mistress on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

depeche mode incredible cheesyness

Girl of 16 Whole life ahead of her Slashed her wrists Bored with life Didn't succeed Thank the lord For small mercies I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumours But I think that God's Go...
Posted by The Mayhem Formerly Known as Mistress on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:49:00 PST

U2 indcredible cheesyness

You say you want Diamonds on a ring of gold You say you want Your story to remain untold But all the promises we make From the cradle to the grave When all I want is you You say you'll give me A highw...
Posted by The Mayhem Formerly Known as Mistress on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

kurt cobain

..> All Appologies What else should I be All apologies What else should I say Everyone is gay What else could I write I don't have the right What else should I be All apologies In the sun In the ...
Posted by The Mayhem Formerly Known as Mistress on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:15:00 PST

Brainwashed Poet

BY: LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI He dropped his pencilAnd picked up a bombAnd the pencil writing backwardCame to a pointAnd exploded as if it were loadedWith something worse than verseAnd he was the first po...
Posted by The Mayhem Formerly Known as Mistress on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:51:00 PST