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John

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

MyCreed: God, country, Notre Dame . . . also, cutiepie petites warding off a Saturday night's midwinter frost in front of a roaring hearth uniformed in only a hockey sweater, holding a glass of premium merlot. This I would tell Monty Python is the meaning of life.Beating within me is a hockey heart: every day I think and write about the world's greatest game, and on a good many days I play, and when not playing, I often view it live or on television. When I vacation I head north, for chalets and snowdrifts, to rev snowmobile engines and sip excellent Canadian beer in front of roaring hearths in the company of amazing friends. I must be part Viking. A native Marylander, I enjoy the beach in summer as well, and driving about in my Jeep Wrangler with the top down in warmer weather, but oppressive heat and humidity makes me wilt, and I am most alive when the days are short, the temperatures low, and when I'm near ageless men and boys playing shinny on frozen ponds.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gordie Howe; Keira Knightley; Ann Coulter; and the Professor

My Blog

Look at these Spartan Simpletons

 
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:24:00 GMT

God Gets His Revenge

College football fans will recall that last September the visiting Michigan State Spartans defeated the Fighting Irish in South Bend and, at game's end, took their school flag and planted it in the mi...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 22:01:00 GMT

Do you envy my weekend?

I went out and purchased an '87 El Camino today and am going to fill its bed with ice and Natural Light and roam about suburban Baltimore this Indian summer weekend lookin to score with Towson strumpe...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 14:11:00 GMT

Socialist Sign-Off

So during the debut this week of Katie Couric as anchor of the CBS Evening News, Ms. Perky requested that her viewers share with her suggetions for a sign-off for her to use each evening. Here are min...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 13:01:00 GMT

At long last, it's a Fighting Irish Saturday

The ill, non-winds of rotting-in-the-swamp August heat have given way to the crispness of delightfully premature autumn air in September's opening hours. The nation's baseball fatigue and disinterest ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:47:00 GMT

Late summer reading add-on: State of Emergency

Stipulation: you regard ex- Nixon and Reagan aide Pat Buchanan as an intolerable firebreather of the right, decrepid and outdated, his politics altogether abhorrent. Fine. Pick up a copy of his lates...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 13:40:00 GMT

The World is regaining order

Oil prices are falling . . . fugitive murderers of Colorado infants are apprehended abroad . . . oh and this: 
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:46:00 GMT

My All-Time Favorite Porn Movie Titles

Saving Ryan's Privates Apollo 69Das BootyOn Golden BlondeBuffy the Vampire LayerCharlie's AnalsSchindler's FistField of Wet DreamsMen in BackWhen Harry Wet SallyA Clockwork OrgyET: The Extra Testicle ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:38:00 GMT

Fight Back Against Mother Nature!

Most of us don't have recourse to a private pool in which to escape the current seige. Even residential community pools, to the extent they offer relief at all, entail sharing them with strangers of u...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:55:00 GMT

Before Keira Knightley, there was Gabrielle Anwar

That mist and fog-laden island of the Bard boasts a wondrous tradition of producing as well heart-stealing, lithe ingenues whose beguiling, natural beauty stands in stark relief to the surgically enha...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:28:00 GMT