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About Me

Let me be the first 20 something male to endeavor to refrain from quoting Dave Chappelle because seriously, we all suck at it. Shhhhh, I know, it hurts.

My Interests

Narcosleepy. APRs. NPRs. Short stories. Short story long. Friendster (just to see if the MySpace police are watching). Bite sized hamburgers. Hamburger sized hamburgers. Dunkin Donuts. The sea where the chicken lives. Things that make me go "hmmmmm". Dropin' things like they're cold...just to be different.

I'd like to meet:

The grandson of Sam. People that own venus flytraps and ferrets so I can put my hand gently on their shoulder and say, "Why?" Alton Brown. Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha--or "YKK" for short.

Music:

The Shins, Daft Punk,

Movies:

Yes, these too.

Television:

The series finale of Grey's Anatomy cause then it means it will finally be over. That show is like soilent green. Can't we all see it's made of people!?!

Books:

Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, In the Heart of the Sea, Invisible Man, Civilwarland In Bad Decline, Coast of Good Intentions, Hot Ice, On Greasy Lake.

Heroes:

Greatest American, Large Sandwiches, Did you ever know that you're my...

My Blog

Hostage High vs. Football Player

Today on cnn.com the "Breaking News" story was that football player Terrell Owens denied attempting suicide while somewhere further down the page was a brief story about how an armed man had taken hos...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST

Detroit Ligers

Is it me or does anyone else call bullshit when a baseball player thirstily drinks from the tub of gatorade after hitting a homerun like he just beat a horse in a foot race through the Sahara?  C...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:21:00 PST

Nickelback

Today I got one of those mass emails from Ticketmaster saying, "Don't miss NICKELBACK".  But the thing is, I think I'm gonna.  As wicked sweet as Nickelback is, I try to refrain from patroni...
Posted by Mark on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:47:00 PST

Orange Peel of Death

I read this story once about a guy who went over Niagra Falls in a steel tube.  He broke both his knees and his jaw but survived and became a legend.  A few years later he went to New Zealan...
Posted by Mark on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:34:00 PST