What's up everyone? Dylan here. I'm stuck in Iraq again. So, if I don't reply to a message right away IT'S BC I'VE BEEN SHOT...Just joking.
Myspace Layouts *The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*Basics: Name: Dylan Thomas MinerDate of Birth: I'm 26Birthplace: Little town between BR and NOLACurrent Location: I-Fuckin-raqEye Color: HazelHair Color: BrownHeight: 5-8..shorter than mostHeritage: Irish and DutchPiercings: Not anymoreTattoos: four and about 40 more in the near furtureFavourite: Band/Singer: toolSong: Yellow ledbetterMovie: the one me and your mom made togetherDisney Movie: can't recallTV show: the officeColor: greenFood: greekPizza topping: italian sausageIce-Cream Flavor: I haven't had any in yearsDrink (alcoholic): Mr. Fuckin AwesomeSoda: big redStore: the one that has vodka for saleClothing Brand: north face and bananna repShoe Brand: pumaSeason: summerMonth: AprilHoliday/Festival: St. patricks dayFlower: What?Make-Up Item:Board game:This or That Sunny or rainy: right before the rainChocolate or vanilla:Fruit or veggie: veggieNight or day: nightSour or sweet:Love or money: bothPhone or in person: depends on the subjectLooks or personality:Coffee or tea: coffeeHot or cold: hotYour: Goal for this year: To make it back homeMost missed memory: my old neighborhoodBest physical feature: My junkFirst thought waking up: five more minutesHypothetical personality disorder:Preferred type of plastic surgery: all naturalSesame street alter ego:Fairytale alter ego:Most stupid remark:Worst crime: beat up three people at a gas station in AlaskaGreatest ambition:Greatest fear: buring or drowningDarkest secret: it wouldn't be a secret now would itFavorite subject:Strangest received gift: An 18 inch black dildo.....bad santaWorst habit: whistling....pisses everyone offDo You: Smoke: not that much anymoreDrink: yes pleaseCurse:Shower daily: TwiceLike thunderstorms: yupDance in the rain: when I was tenSing:Play an instrument:Get along with your parents:Wish on stars:Believe in fate:Believe in love at first sight:Can You: Drive: yesSew: only buttons and nametapes for my uniformsCook: hell yeahSpeak another language:Dance:Sing: not so muchTouch your nose with your tongue: nopeWhistle: yepCurl your tongue:Have You Ever: Been Drunk: yeah i'm from LABeen Stoned/High: Stoned? that sounds like it would hurtEaten Sushi: as much as possibleBeen in Love: I love lampSkipped school: apparently too muchMade prank calls: yeah to MRS. Cook in seventh gradeSent someone a love letter: also did that in seventh gradeStolen something: yepCried yourself to sleep: noOther Questions: What annoys you most in a person?Are you right or left handed? ambyWhat is your bedtime?Name three things you can't live without:What is the color of your room? i live in a tent with forty other dudes right nowDo you have any siblings? yesDo you have any pets?Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? yes...i've done it for lessWhat is you middle name? thomasWhat are you nicknames? dymi, d, boom boom and dildoAre you for or against gay marriage?What are your thoughts on abortion? it rymes with smishortionDo you have a crush on anyone?Are you afraid of the dark? not since I was 22How do you want to die? old and in diaperWhat is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 127361328476230487123602387462034762Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yesWhat is the last law you�ve broken? who knows...some of the random shit I do on a daily basisIn a Member of the Opposite Sex: Hair color: darkEye color: greenHeight shorter than meWeight is this a trick question?Most important physical feature: eyes and lipsBiggest turn-off bad hygienehttp://www.pimpsurveys.com/view-survey.php?id=737
