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About Me

I'm a sarcastic bitch.... not really a bitch, just sarcastic. I'm an RN at Lourdes in Camden. I still laugh at poop jokes and I tend to make up songs about poop. I laugh at basically anything & nothing at all, and when I do a big vein pops out of my forehead. I think it's safe to say now that my official nickname is "crazy kate" (given to me by my lovely friends, coworkers, and random strangers) and if you talk to me for 5 minutes you might see why. Digger is my man......if you mess with me he'll bite your ass (or mine). I'm a good time and if you aren't then you best be stayin away from me. BAHHHHHHH! -----------------------------------------------------------" Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you're gonna be up again. But life goes on....remember that." - Blow--------------------------- Gettin my diploma! ------------------------------------------------------- This is part of the video of my graduation party ... probably the sloppiest videotaping I've ever seen.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My relatives from like 500 years ago. That would be pretty sweet. Oh, and Johnny Depp.

My Blog

A funny, typical (yet, not so typical) day at work

Cleaning up diarrhea 10 times a day(at least) X 10 minutes each time (at least) = 1 hour & 40 minutes/work day (at least) = $42 (at least). Giving out meds 3 times/day, 2 hours late each time becau...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:38:00 GMT

A Tribute

I feel like any time I write in this thing is when either a.) someone close to me has died or b.) I want to post something that I think is funny. This time it is definitely not the latter. For a...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:24:00 GMT

koach’s response to my survey... made me laugh

i had to share this. it made me laugh. (sorry koach) btw, i wasn't really all that down. just tired and in a goofy mood. hey baby,After you are done running down 42 naked, swing by and pick me ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:48:00 GMT

What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger

I've realized more than ever in the past few months that the every day things we worry about usually are just minuscule things that don't matter. And that the things that most people think are essenti...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:40:00 GMT

UAB Emergency Room Rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bosehn85_0c This is hilarious ... we should make a rap girls!!!
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:06:00 GMT

My Wild Irish Rose

If you listen I'll sing you a sweet little songOf a flower that's now droped and dead,Yet dearer to me, yes than all of its mates,Though each holds aloft its proud head.Twas given to me by a girl that...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:25:00 GMT

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A Little Dog Angel High up in the courts of heaven todaya little dog angel waits;with the other angels he will not play,but he sits alone at the gates."For I know my master will come" says he,"and wh...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:20:00 GMT