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hi. my name is joe. And i work in a button factory i gotta wife and a dog and a family. One day, the boss came up to me and said "hi joe, are you busy?" i said nooooo. "Then turn the button with your right hand." Hi. my name is joe. And i work in a button factory...etc. Remember that song? I think it was raffi.
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My Blog

chickety china, the chinese IN YOUR FACE!

God damnit, i entertain myself. I was laughing so hard this morning, because i saw a commercial for a doll that gets sick, and the little girl is taking care of her, saying stuff like "You're all bett...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:22:00 GMT

bliggety blog

no real importance, just bored. Im switching positions (lol gross) again at work, even though i just finished training 2 weeks ago, im training next week already for something new. Its nice, im never ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:48:00 GMT

woowhooo

valentines day was awesome! Its been awhile since i've had a good one, and the day started off kinda shitty. However, mid way through it got sweet and ended perfectly. Im not going into details, cause...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:45:00 GMT

shirkin for the citay

everybody's workin for the weekend! Hi, im at work, and hung over, and runnin on no sleep, and amp, and a candy cane i just ate. I have a billion subscribers to go through and im doing them at a rate ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 13:07:00 GMT

hey tom tom

Its been awhile. Well, awhile for ME atleast, im obsessive compulsive.Just a quick update on things since my fever has me delerious and giddy for a minute. The new apartment is working well, all worri...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:35:00 GMT

the jeffersons

I had the Jeffersons theme song in my head today and was silently dancing to it at work, until i realized everyone starring at me and i just go "What? Its the Jeffersons!" then continued to dance. The...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 06:46:00 GMT

i drive...i drive...

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS! Hahaha will ferrell. Is anyone else ridiculously cold? Maybe its the smoking and lack of circulation in my fingers but good god damn, im FREEZING always never, always. (if you...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:53:00 GMT

Nebraska...

...is just as boring as Iowa. I got so shitty drunk yesterday, it was a nice change in pace. Its been MONTHS since I've been able to drink. Im wicked hung over, so I assume it'll be awhile before I dr...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:44:00 GMT

email shemale.

I got an email today from Coloncure.com! They let me in on a little hollywood secret. I can flush up to 20 lbs out of my system in MINUTES! Now im only giving you all this once in a lifetime informati...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:22:00 GMT

im so fucking funny

Okay, number one. These peaches i bought are delectable. I always worry that i'll get a bad bunch, but i was wrong to worry. These peaches renewed my faith in fruit from Wal-Mart. Number two, here's ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:29:00 GMT