A Point developed by an astrophysics team collectively known as ZZ Top. This point has been used extensively in the location and indication of nearby babes. It is also useful in the prediction of the path of awesome cars.The point is generally used in conjunction with long beards, and sometimes with furry guitars.If you feel you have been in contact with a Lagrange Point, do not be alarmed. You may feel a slight white trash sensation, compounded with the intense need to dress sharp and/or get legs. Simply lie down where you are and contemplate the wondrous immensity of it all.God bless America and God Bless the 'Top.
My Favorite Flo' Ever
Howdy Do mutha fuckas its weezy baby niggas bitchin and i gotta tuck the cannon listen close i got duct tape and rope ill leave you missin like tha fuckin ol balance one hand on ma money, on hand on ma buddy thas tha AK47 made his neighborhood love me bullets like birds you can hear them bitches hummin dont let that bird shit, he got a weak stomach niggas kno im sick i dont spit i vomit got it? one egg short of the omelette simon says, shoot a nigga in his thigh and leg then tell him catch up like mayonaisse im the sickest nigga doin it bet that baby these other niggas kno im wet crack baby, yes get back get back boy its a set back clumsy ass niggas slip and fall into a death trap them boys pussy, born without a back bone and if you strapped we can trade like the dow jones wet him up, i hope he got his towel on i aim at the moon, and get ma howl on some niggas cry wolf, im on that dry cush and when it comes to that paper i stack books you heard what i said i can put you on your feet or put some money on your head life aint cheap you're better off dead if you cant pay the fee shoutout ma nigga fee see every muthafucka at the door dont get a key you outside lookin in, so tell me wut u see its about money its bigger than me i told ma homiess dont kill him bring tha nigga to me, yes dont miss, you fuckin wit the hitmen kidnap a nigga make him feel like a kid again <[straight up, i aint got no conversation for ya nigga talk to the cannon have a few words wit tha cannon tell it to ma muthafuckin cannon>]
75 Random Questions:
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Do you have any pets? my family has 3 animals
What color shirt are you wearing? grey
Name three things that are physically close to you: propel, cell phone and iPod
What is the last book you read? Some cool one
Are you or were you a good student? I was, ive been getting worse tho
What's your favorite sport? Football or Basketball, depends on my mood
Do you enjoy sleeping late? No shit sherlock
What's the weather like right now? nice and chilly
Who tells the best jokes? Either your mom or Santa Claus
What was the last thing you dreamed about? Something fucking trippy
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes and thankgod no
Do you believe in karma? nope
Do you believe in luck? yeeh
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? both
Do you collect anything? If so, what? different flavors of gumballs and twisty ties
Are you proud of yourself? ye ye
Are you reliable? I think
Have you ever given money to a bum? Yea, ones that are badass
What's your favorite food? IDK
Have you ever had a secret admirer? secret........many
Do you like the smell of gasoline? yea, not on me or in my car
Do like to draw? Hell Yeah
What's your favorite invention? The Beer Keg or Bed
Is your room messy? Nope
What do you like better: oranges or apples? hard to say, apples more or less
Do you give in easily? no
Are you a good guesser? yea
Can you read other people's expressions? and their minds
Are you a bully? yep
Do you have a job? yep
What time did you wake up this morning? 7:30
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? nothin
When was the last time you showered? 15 minutes ago!!!
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? partin it up at the movie theatre
What's your favorite day of the week and why? Saturday, because pickles lettuce and tomatoes
Do you have any nicknames? The Beast, One tall glass of manhood
Have you ever been scuba diving? in a pool one time
What's your least favorite color? pretty pink
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? I think about everyone and everything
Would you ever go skydiving? yea
What toothpaste do you use? HERBAL mint
Do you enjoy challenges? Challenges are fun
What's the worst injury you have had? broke my pinky
What's the last movie you saw? Across The Universe (SHIT)
What do you want to know about the future? When I will realize the earth is round
What does your last text message say? Lol, Ok do it. I only fucked u n Becca. Becca fucked me back
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? my boss
What's your favorite school subject? Science
What's your least favorite school subject? Math
Would you rather have money or love? hmmmm
What is your dream vacation? anywhere in the mountains
What is your favorite animal? albino black sheep
Do you miss anyone right now? Bob the Builder
What's the last sporting event you watched? Cowboys vs Bills
Do you need to do laundry? I dont do laundry
Do you listen to the radio? nope
Where were you when 9/11 happened? middle school
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? break them off
Have you ever caught a butterfly? with my butthole
What color are your bed sheets? come see for yourself
What's your ringtone? Big shit poppin
Who was the last person to make you laugh? Mandy
Do you have any obsessions right now? my left nut
Do you like things that glow in the dark? yees
What's your favorite fruity scent? anything fruity
Do you watch cartoons? uhh no
Have you ever sat on a roof? uhh yea
Have you ever been to a different country? yes
Name three things in the world you dislike: your face your mom and babies
Name three people in the world you dislike: Big Baby Jesus
Has a rumor even been spread about you? If not i will be pleasantly surprised
Do you like sushi? yea
Do you believe in magic? nope
Do you hold grudges? naw
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BASIC:
NAME: Austin
BIRTH DAY: Nov 8
AGE: 18
HAIR COLOR: brown
EYE COLOR: hazel, brown
SCHOOL: Almost College College
DO YOU HAVE A JOB? yap
FAVORITE COLOR: black
FAVORITE FOOD: pickles, lettuce and tomatoes
DO YOU HAVE PETS? 3
DO YOU DRIVE? ye, the beast machine
SMOKE: what?
DRINK: yes
SHORT THIS OR THAT:
COKE OR PEPSI: neither SPRITE
HUGS OR KISSES: MAKE OUT SESSION
Mcdonolds OR BURGER KING: fuck mystery meat
NIGHT OR DAY: night
FRIENDSHIP:
BESTFRIEND: My home dizzog Nolan
AGE: 18
DO YOU TALK OFTEN? every night!!!! not
WHERE DID YOU MEET? i think in Mrs. Blazek's Spanish class
WHY ARE THEY YOUR BESTFRIEND? because he is a cool kid
LAST TIME YOU TALKED? yesterday
OPPISIT SEX:!
HAIR COLOR: whatever
EYE COLOR doesnt matter, but green eyes are really hot
SKINNY OR FAT? uhhh
CUT OR BUILT? BUILT LIKE A BEAST
SHORT OR TALL? what tha fuck ever
LOVE OR MONEY? MoNeY
REALATIONSHIP:
NAME OF BF/GF: Myself
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