Anyone who appreciates dirty limericks in all their glory. And other really fun people.And don't bother messaging me for sex because of my headline. It's just a movie quote.
adopt your own virtual pet!I'm in the top right with my friend Antonio. I nearly died when I found this on youtube.I'm from MASSACHUSETTS. I know what tonic is, even if I don't drink it, and I like cranberries. I've experienced the Big Dig, banged a u-ey and knew what it meant, and have driven on I93 North and 128 South at the same time. I consider 40 degrees to be a nice day and 6 inches of snow is only a dusting. I give directions using Dunkin Donuts as landmarks. I know that 65mph really means 80 and that turn signals are a sign of weakness. I know that the Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line, but that if I don't like the weather where I am it's ok because it'll change in 5 minutes anyway. I drink from a "bubblah," eat clam "chowdah," and use the word "wicked" for just about everything besides its actual meaning. I celebrate St. Patrick's Day with people who are actually Irish (and I know better than to wear orange in Southie!) but I don't go to school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. Weekends in August are meant for feasting with the Italians in Boston, or with the Portuguese in New Bedford. I went to Plymouth Plantation, or Old Sturbridge Villiage on field trips in Elementary School. I go to The Cape and The Vineyard, cheer for the Red Sox at Fenway, and yell "Yankees Suck" at Patriots/Bruins/Celtics games, or just when stuck in traffic. Yeah, I'm a MASSHOLE, and I love this place.