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Bozo himself

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About Me

My life is pretty basic. I work 40+ hours a week as an Engineer, which is a pretty cool job actually. I practice guitar religiously so that I can shred faster and crazier than everyone else (at least I try to). Then just about when I think I've gotten really good at guitar I'll see John Petrucci or someone else play live and realize that I am owned. Concerts/shows are good. Legend has it that I will do karaoke from time to time. I am a fan of correct grammar. I also dig the original Nintendo.

AIM = BastrdGtr

My Interests

I like bars/crazy drunken nights, golf, baseball, guitar (if interested, watch my video of me attempting to show off), drums, conservatism (political), traveling, and the Detroit Tigers.

Learning new stuff is good too, believe it or not.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can outdrink my friend Ben, like minded musicians who want to rock out to heavy yet melodic music, Chuck Norris, the great Bruce Dickinson, Isaac Newton (sucks that he's dead), Kaki King (you are awesome), a talented female guitar player, that crazy ass Japanese guy that wrote the totally awesome music for Mega Man II (yea, for the original Nintendo).

The biggest baller of our era,
Kenny Rogers.

Music:

Metal/lousy 80s pop/etc.
To name a few:

Dream Theater, Symphony X, Arch Enemy, Megadeth, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Boston, Alice in Chains, AC/DC, Children of Bodom, Unearth, The Police, Rush, Jason Becker, At The Gates, Iron Maiden, Dimmu Borgir, Dark Tranquillity, Pantera, Metallica, Guns'N'Roses, Gwar, Lamb of God, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Deep Purple, In Flames, Van Halen, Ozzy, Liquid Tension Experiment, Killswitch Engage, Judas Priest, Trivium, Nightrage, Adagio, Hypocrisy, Soilwork, Tony Macalpine, Yngwie Malmsteen, DragonForce, Motley Crue, Whitesnake, ZZ Top, Vanden Plas, Tool, John Williams, Danny Elfman, Steve Miller Band, Skid Row, Sentenced, Scorpions, Alter Bridge, Avenged Sevenfold, Beastie Boys, Between The Buried And Me, Black Dahlia Murder, Bob Seger, Blue Oyster Cult, Bon Jovi, Borislav Mitic, Days Of The New, Def Leppard, Eagles, Don Henley, Foreigner, Lou Graham, Eddie Money, Earth Wind And Fire, Glenn Frey, Elton John, Extreme, Evergrey, Gary Hoey, Greg Howe, Hatesphere, Joe Walsh, Journey, Kalmah, Lacuna Coil, Steely Dan, Hall And Oates, Billy Joel, Dokken, Madonna, ABBA, Slayer, Ted Nugent, Kamelot, Cacophony, Kaki King, and LOTS more!

Movies:

Freddy Got Fingered, Godfather part 1, Godfather part 2, Sin City, any Steven Seagal movie, Falling Down, Office Space, Super Troopers, Die Hard, Die Harder, Die Hard With A Vengeance, Dirty Harry, Airheads, Wayne's World 1 and 2, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Swingers, Phantasm, Ace Ventura, South Park, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Beerfest, Clerks II, Snakes On a Plane, Grandma's Boy, Jackass 1 and 2, all James Bond movies (except for Moonraker and Never Say Never Again)

Television:

Fox News Channel, South Park, Ali G, Beavis and Butthead, Jackass, NO reality television.

Books:

Various magazines and newspapers.

Heroes:

Jason Becker
Marty Friedman
Steve Vai
Michael Angelo Batio
Greg Howe
Paul Gilbert
John Petrucci
Michael Romeo
Kaki King
Alexi Laiho
Clint Eastwood, Steven Seagal, Ted Nugent, Chuck Norris.
Kenny
Fucking
Rogers.