Joel Thunderdome

I am a Cancer.Which means I am a crab.Which means I have claws.Which means I cut suckers in half.I hate everybody that isn't on my friends list, but if you are on it, I probably love you tons, or you just got really lucky.I like chai tea and Journey songs.I don't like bingo arm or mustaches.Everything else falls somewhere in between.I was the guitar player and songwriter in BXFThings I have learned in life:If you want it, make it happen.Hair Metal > all other styles of music.You can't make a ho into a housewife.and...Hammer > Kitten.

{}