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james

your hot an im fat, together we make bacon

About Me

i am a fat man with boobs. i am a plumber and show my butt crack a lot. i also lay a lot of pipe around town. i love tits an beer. the more i eat the fater i get. the more u drink the skinnyer i get. i am a stand up comidian so keep a look out for my show. you can find me on aol at (the1truebeerman).

My Interests

beer tits muff diving beer an tits stand up comidy
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Name: james bradley
Birthday: 7/21/84
Birthplace: fort laurdale florida
Current Location: pannama city fl
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6-3
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: hines 57
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike shox
Your Weakness: food an beer
Your Fears: being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: loaded
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose 20 pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: i want to go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my boobs
Your Bedtime: when i am done drinking
Your Most Missed Memory: being sober
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: nether
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: alot
Do you Sing: somtimes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: that sucked
Do you want to go to College: already been
Do you want to get Married: not any time soon
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i am a sexy beast
Are you a Health Freak: never
Do you get along with your Parents: somtimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: cow bell
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a lot
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes comidy
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: a lot
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: not that i remember
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: no
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brunnett
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: slim
Weight: tall
Best Clothing Style: american eagle
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: lost count
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a lot

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I'd like to meet:

will ferrell, ron white, and just about any other comidian.

Your Deadly Sins


Wrath: 40%
Envy: 20%
Pride: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die, but first you will turn into an evil robot. How Sinful Are You?

Music:


Myspace Layoutselement 55 kicks ass 24 hours a day.

Movies:

old school is my life

Television:

comdy central

Books:

playboy,penthouse,hustler,and any other good porn.

Heroes:

chris farly, will farell, ron white

My Blog

next show

this saturday night see Element 55 and Beerman live at THE ONLY BAR, in jackson county. the show starts at 8:00 pm september 30. there is a map to the show at the bottom address or call me for directi...
Posted by james on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:02:00 PST