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Fred

urfman

About Me

5' 5", 135.According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

My Interests

Online web-based profile websites. And having sex with cheerleaders.

I'd like to meet:

Aunt Jamima and Mother Fucker. Is that racist?

Music:

Hitting different cans and glasses with a spoon. Tapping my feet all day. The God-awful sound of keyboard keys all day long. My direct dial ring. Oh...and the White Stripes.

Movies:

Everyone should netflix Alexander Payne films. All of them.You should also netflix Amy Heckerling films. All of them.Please add to your netflix "queue" any and all Jim Jarmusch films. The lot.I recommend films directed by Richard Linklater. Join netflix and watch them. P.S. I don't work for netflix.

My Blog

Welcoming myself to 1999 or the NBA, but only as an Urfer.

About 18 months ago I made a pact with myself that I would pay off all my credit cards. This may seem like a naive...nay....insanely-fucking-nuts undertaking, especially coming from someone that spent...
Posted by Fred on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:01:00 PST

Comments left...guilt remains.

I finished. Holy crap. That last blog entry was a ridiculously bad idea. It was too much like work to give myself an assignment. (If you didn't read it or dont want to, I said that I'd leave all my fr...
Posted by Fred on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:48:00 PST

My due contribution to online societal mores and customs

As much as I try to stay away, there are days like today that bring me back to this God-forsaken profile website. Today a long lost cousin hit me up with a hello and I hear she's getting married (cong...
Posted by Fred on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

Backwards or Forwards, It's Still Racecar

edit is "tide"remove is "evomer"comments is "stnemmoc"and 0 kudos is, mysteriously, "soduko".I haven't actually played my first game of sudoku yet. But almost every 30 year old on the train is immerse...
Posted by Fred on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:56:00 PST

I don't even know where to begin...

First the sun exploded, then there were all these rocks, then this giant ball of farts formed jupiter (which kept earth on the inside warm area), then the earth cooled, then people showed up, then mon...
Posted by Fred on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:26:00 PST

I may have Alzheimer's...

The reason is pretty unclear, hell everything is foggy lately, but I may have Alzheimer's. I realize how crazy that sounds, well kinda, but I'm fairly sure that I may be suffering from that horrid dis...
Posted by Fred on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:56:00 PST

Format/Cells/Patterns/Bunch of dots

I took an online test a few weeks ago that an old roommate had recently taken. It was a test to determine if you suffer from Attention Deficet Disorder. The ADD test had about 20 questions which you a...
Posted by Fred on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 12:20:00 PST