A Valentines Fuck You |
On this the eve of Valentine's Day, let me put out a hearty and pre-emptive fuck you to all of you lovers out there. Before you revel in the saccharine sentiment of four-dollar cardstock and sick...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:55:00 GMT |
Pointless conversations |
It seems lately that a great many of my conversations have been going like this:
HER: I'm so depressed! I feel so ugly, and no one loves me!
ME: Hey, now! I think you're beautiful, and I love yo...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 13:06:00 GMT |
Slice of cake |
Kimmy defines love in terms of cake. It's really simple: when someone slices cake for you, does that person hand you the big slice of cake and keep the small slice for him/herself? That's ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Aug 2005 06:15:00 GMT |
