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BR&ON

Inappropriately confident

About Me

Besides all the cliche descriptors...I hold very few things sacred in an attempt to get a laugh and my friends call me a sarcastic SOB. I have some great stories that are best told over a drink and have yet to be asked a question I find offensive. Looks can be deceiving, so don't judge this book by it's cover. I have a background that doesn't match my clean cut white boy image. Don't worry - my past will stay in my past but it made me who I am and I wouldn't change it for anything.

My Interests

Motorcycles, classical guitar, powerlifting, rugby, nerdy computer things, midget tossing, and cocaine binges.

I'd like to meet:

Sarcastic trans-gender albino unicorns. Or sarcastic, funny, and driven women who aren't afraid to take risks. And if you're cute that doesn't hurt either...

Music:

Anything but country. I'm serious folks - what is it about country music? The inbreeding? The sequins? The hats? Does it make you warm and fuzzy inside like that scene in Deliverance? What is it??

Movies:

Too many to list. These are off the top of my head - Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Office Space, Super Troopers, Hero, Croushing Tiger Hidden Dragon, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Green Mile, The Usual Suspects, American History X, American Beauty, The Royal Tennembaums, Rushmore, Requiem for a Dream -- don't make me use my NetFlix queue.

Television:

No time lately... Past favorites include: The Family Guy, Arrested Development, Coupling (UK), The Chappelle Show, 6 Feet Under, The Sopranos, Reno 911

Books:

Flowers for Algernon, 1981, The DaVinci Code, The Great Gatsby, Lies My Teacher Told Me, Slaughter House Five -- too many to list