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Chris

Fadin' Muthafuckas Like Bleach

About Me

I'm a faggy designer that cries about art and sings Radiohead songs to puppies in drag.

I'm a self-proclaimed pessimist. I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Yeah, let's drink until our hearts stop.

I hardly update my pictures, because no one I socialize with carries around a camera. Got it?

Want to know what I'm listening to at work when the firewall lets AudioScrobber out a random port?

My Interests

Sorted By Alphabetical Order, Not Importance:
Alcohol Artsy Smartsy Chicago Computers Diesel Jeans Film Hair Dye Hatred Media Production
audio
graphic
photo
video
web Music Pizza Politics Sarcasm Track Jackets

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for a girl that's into:

• People getting drop-kicked in the face
• Phallic aggression
• Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
• Garish disregard for the well-being of children
• Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
• Shit jokes
• Intimidating rhetoric
• Obscure penile references
• Tit punching

Music:

69 Eyes; A Wilhelm Scream; AFI; Against Me!; Alkaline Trio; Anti-Flag; Aphex Twin; At The Drive-In; At The Gates; Atari Teenage Riot; Bjork; The Blood Brothers; The Blue Meanies; Botch; David Bowie; Boy Sets Fire; Johnny Cash; Coalesce; Converge; The Cure; The Dandy Warhols; Death From Above 1979; Deftones; Denali; Depeche Mode; Dillinger Escape Plan; Dimmu Borgir; Dizzee Rascal; Dr. Dre; Eighteen Visions; Every Time I Die; The Faint; Fall Out Boy; From Autumn To Ashes; The Future Sound of London; Glassjaw; Grade; Green Day; Guns N' Roses; HIM; Ice Cube; Ignite; Joy Division; The Killing Tree; KMFDM; Ladytron; Lady Sovereign; Lagwagon; Lifetime; Massive Attack; Ministry; Miss Kittin; Mogwai; Motley Crue; My Chemical Romance; New Order; Nine Inch Nails; Nirvana; NOFX; Pantera; Poe; Poison The Well; Portishead; The Postal Service; Propagandhi; The Queens of the Stone Age; Refused; Reggie and the Full Effect; Rise Against; Skinny Puppy; Slayer; The Smashing Pumpkins; The Smiths; The Streets; Strike Anywhere; Strung Out; Telefon Tel Aviv; Thrice; Tool; Tsunami Bomb; Turbonegro; U2; Underworld; Weezer; Kanye West; The White Stripes; Saul Williams; Wu-Tang Clan

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange; American Beauty; Anatomie; Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy; Audition; Battleship Potemkin; The Big Lebowski; Boondock Saints; Bowling For Columbine; The City of Lost Children; The Crow; Dancer in the Dark; Edward Scissorhands; Fahrenheit 9/11; Falling Down; Frida; From Hell; Garden State; Good Bye, Lenin; High Fidelity; Irreversible; Lost Boys; Lost Highway; Metropolis; Momento; The Night of the Living Dead; The Omen; Pi; Psycho; Quills; Requiem for a Dream; Roger and Me; Run Lola Run; Schindler's List; Secretary; Seven; Stigmata; Taxi Driver; The Texas Chainsaw Massacre; Trainspotting;

Television:

Anderson Cooper 360; Arrested Development; The Colbert Report; The Daily Show; Family Guy; The History Channel; Law & Order; Nip / Tuck; The Office; Twin Peaks; The X-Files.

Books:

Click Here to view my LibraryThing catalog

Last Book Read: The Greatest Story Ever Sold: The Decline and Fall of Truth from 9/11 to Katrina
Currently Reading: Suite Française

Heroes:

Drug Dealers and Strippers

My Blog

Chicago Cubs vs. Aphex Twin

  I will eat you alive.
Posted by Chris on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

Smashing Pumpkins

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Our program director here at the station let me check out the new song. It rocks so hard that it makes me want to slap your mother. Twice.
Posted by Chris on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:27:00 PST

What's New, Pussycat?

Have you been wondering what I've been up to since  purchasing artwork of a Chihuahua  licking shit on a stick? I'm sure:  First and foremost, I have new jobs.  Yes, plural.  ...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST

Move Over, Mona Lisa

At 2:18am and 12:18am today, respectively, Lee and I both ordered the following 16" x 20" print:CLICK HERE TO VIEW PRINTI can't imagine what you must be thinking.  For some sort of explanation, p...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

Self-Indulgent Top 25 CDs of 2006

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Posted by Chris on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:25:00 PST

Beard 2006-2006

Well, I fought the good fight, but couldn't keep up the child molester look  My apologies to those that I have failed.Oh, and Eleni is a lightweight.
Posted by Chris on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

As a Partisan Dem, My Panties are Wet

Well, this was a great 24 hours, but by no means a silver bullet. I feel like we've all been in a car without brakes for the last six years, and all that's happened is someone managed to find the emer...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:46:00 PST

Saturday Pants-Off Dance-Off

Pure Nation FestivalSaturday, September 2nd Featuring Tiesto, Deep Dish, Dave Clarke, Bad Boy Bill, Benny Benassi, Junkie XL, The Juan MacLean, Akufen, Matthew Dear, Telefon Tel Aviv and others.I can'...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:19:00 PST

The End of the Dark Ages

"My fate is to live among varied and confusing storms. But for you perhaps, if as I hope and wish you will live long after me, there will follow a better age. When the darkness has been dispersed, our...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:03:00 PST

Uhn Tiss

From this point forward, if anyone needs to reach me on Saturdays, I'll be at Crobar.Man.Minus the twirly vision and the oh-so subtle molestation from a gay man (or three), last night at Crobar (after...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:36:00 PST