Jay

Okay, here’s a little bit about me that you might want to know about before we start getting jiggy with it. (Yes, yes, I did just say that. Deal with it.)1. I’m not some 60 year old sugar daddy looking for a sweet young thang to make him feel young again, so if the smell of Metamucil and Ben Gay get you all turned on, then we probably won’t work out.2. I’m not some broke loser who wants to mooch off you while I try to become a famous actor/musician/model/whatever. I’m kinda old fashioned and think it’s the guy’s responsibility to provide for his woman, so if you only want a charity case you can support financially, please keep looking.3. I’m not a crazy type-A workaholic who never has any time for the woman he’s seeing. Yes, I have a job, yes I do work a lot, but I know how to make time for the people who are important to me. So if you only want a guy who never has any time for you and takes you for granted, stop reading now.4. I’m not some shut-in who never wants to leave his apartment. I love to travel, take drives up the coast, go on cruises, and explore the world. So if you’re the type of girl who never likes to see the light of day and just sits on your butt watching soap operas all day, then this isn’t going to work out. Sorry.5. I have a really wicked sense of humor and I love to crack jokes (whether they’re good or not!). I’m told my sense of humor can be pretty sarcastic in style, so if you don’t have a good sense of humor and don’t like to laugh, then we’re definitely not going to get along.6. I am a big sports fan – particularly when it comes to my alma-mater UCLA, and I love going to the basketball and football games. So if the idea of being with a guy who likes sports turns you off, then please think twice about contacting me. I don’t care if you like sports or not, but you gotta be willing to accept that I like them.7. I’m extremely passionate about music and love going to live concerts. I’m also a really skilled guitarist and totally rock out whenever I want. So if you don’t love music, don’t bother contacting me. Seriously. Oh yeah, and if you think a grown man who can rule both Rock Band and Guitar Hero on expert level difficulty is hot, then prepare to be my groupie for all time. (Yes, I’m that good.)8. Oh yeah, did I mention I was ridiculously good looking, with the body of an oiled-up Greek God, the ability to please any woman in any manner possible?9. I’m also incredibly modest (in case you couldn’t tell! Ha ha ha).