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JPS

FUCK MORNING PRACTICE!

About Me

what do you know about panda chatting away... screech straight chillin... chicken broth beating his fucken chest... and the bird pirching up on your nearest tree holmes... what do you know about the bic heads? do fucking you know anything about St. Pauli Girl or Blue Moon? or sleeping w/o socks because it feels better even though my feet get cold... do you know anything about eating cereal 4 times in one day and getting a fat stomatch ache? actually 5 times now.. what do you know about munchies? like the jar of almond rocas next to me... was... its now gone in my belly.. what do you know about my eggs.... i love me some eggs right now shieet... fettuccini how the fuck you spell that shit its bomb with shrimp and alfredo sauce oh wat seafood in the house with lobster tails and fucken KING CRABS and shiieeett... i love food goddamn!! man i swear i have the worste luck with phones too they always seem to break or get stolen... oh yeh fucken glasses too damn lense popping out and shit...THE END FADED... WHAT? WHO SAID THAT?

My Interests



LET US SEE WAT IT IS DA SHIT YAAAA... WATER POLO-SWIMMING-SURFING/I TRY TO- SNOWBOARDING-TOKIN BRIMMERS-JET SKIING-DIRT BIKE RIDING-WORKIN OUT-FRISSBEEEEE @ THE BEACH-BODY BOARDING-BALI-TRAVELING-SLIDING IN HOLLYWOOD ON A RAINY DAY ALL TOW UP AND EATING COMPLETE SHIT-EATING LARGE AMOUNTS OF DELICIOUS FOOD-RAVES-SHOPPING-COMPUTER GAMES-ROAD TRIPS-LAUGHING MY BALLS OFF-KICKBACKS-ST.PAULI GIRL-40'S-CLUBBIN-FAT HOOKAH RIPS-STRAIGHT UP CHILLIN WITH THE HOMIES-420-SKIING THEM EXTRA WHITE SLOPES COAST TO COAST-ADRENALINE-ICED WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHA /W CARAMEL-TOFFEE NUT CREAM FRAPS-THE LADY-

I'd like to meet:



Alessandra Ambrosio and JD3

Music:

ANYTHING WITH A GOOD VIBE/BEAT.. UNDERGROUND. HARDCORE. PUNK. INDIE. REGGEA. ALTERNATIVE. TRANCE. HIPHOP/RAP/R&B. COUNTRY. 80S. 70S.

Movies:

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, BLOW, THE SCANNER DARKLY (PROB ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE WHAT A FUCKING TRIP), BOONDOCK SAINTS, BLOW, SNATCH, BLOW, PULP FICTION, RESERVOIR DOGS, BLOW, EQUILIBRIUM, AND BLOW.......

Television:

MTV? GREYS ANATOMY?

Books:

STUFF MAGAZINE OR WHAT?