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Mommy's Little Monster

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About Me

True love is wearing pink and black converses.
My name's Destiny.
-Monster is RA!!!
°RA is god Jenious.
-I have 31 brothers and sisters.
°No, they are not all related
-I also have the 4 most amazing best friends in the world,
°Yes, they are better than your's.
°They mean the world to me and I would die for them if need be.
-Yes, I have a screenname.
°If you want it, ask.
-Be prepared to deal with me,
°For I am a bitch.
°You can either deal with it,
°Or leave me alone.
-I am the ruler of America.
°Don't ask.
-Yes, I listen to alot of bands.
°No, you haven't heard of any of them.
-Yes, I have inside jokes.
°These are a few:
"These are for Midget."
-Are you anti-shoe-ish?
-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" (-Midget)
"Oh God, asthma attack!!!" (-Me)
-A leash and handcuffs...
No, even better: a leash, handcuffs, and a FLAMETHROWER!!!
-Bnot!!! Midget, you're such a "BNOT"
-"It's like, orgasmic!!!"
"These are totally Michael"
-Do you need a Bandage?
-You missed a spot
-My sickness hat...
-"Psst, Destabibble!!!" (-Micheal)
"Psst, Michable!!!" (-Me)
-Shopping at the Library
-It's in your hair!!!
-Kiss my face!!!
-Ooh baby do me harder on Rob's car while listening to "Get Stoned" at a Seven Eleven somewhere in Point Pleasant. (See picture in Picture Index)
"And this is for the two of them."
-"Yeah!!!" -Usher
-We are so Ghetto!!! (Said about the three freaks who are the whitest people in all of New Jersey)
-"I glow with a G!!!"
-A peach-mango muffin tree that grew from a plastic bottle!!!
"Now it's Bennett's turn"
-The Discovery Channel Song (a.k.a. The Bad Touch)
-"Thats like me saying im a perfect little angle"
-"You skanky ass bitch!!!"
-DAILY CONTACT!!!
-Finger Twitch!!!
-Meeting is cancelled due to massive orgy...
-Want to tickle nickle my sexing?
"Then there's Victoria"
-"Ho's Galore!!!"
-Nine months from 10 minutes ago (on the subway, nonetheless)
-"I ain't saying she's a Gold Digger, but she ain't messing with a broke N..." We're just not going to finish that last part...
"There's my two brothers, Cody and Michael, of course."
-Go Team Venture!!!
-Klondike bar (Hehe, dyke)
-Cockerspaniel (Hehe, er)
-"I'm enjoying life and eating a watermelon!!!"
-How 'bout them (fill in sports players here)?
-Secret Nazi Codes
"How can I forget the amazing Mommy Franki?"
-In 80 years, I'll still be sleeping next to Micheal. ("Get out of my bed you bitch!!!" "It's my bed too, you fucking asshole!!!"
"This part goes out to Cody"
-Quaters, Nickel, and Boobs. Oh My!!!
-You want to play pinata?
-My little care bear.
- "Wilma!!!"
-I'll kick the sch-vitz out of you and then I'll spend every cent you have on money!!!
-That's one for myspace. Check!!! (Makes check moton with hand)
-Hitch hiking
-Open condoms on the side of the road
-GO, GO, GO!!!
-That's funny. You're funny. You're just so FUNNY!!!
-Stamps of approval.
-Fresh milk.
-"Making out" in front of people. Especially the girlfriend.
-"I'm a certified GENOUS!" Really Cody, it's "genous" now, not "genIous"?
"The Lovely Jenniffer"
- "I want to fuck Bennett... 's mailman!!!"
- Monster and Pringles!!!
-Driving around all night listening to Aqua and looking for safety pins.
-"We have been labeled. Now scan me!!!"
°No, I will not explain them.
-I love all of my "children"
°No, they are not actually mine.
°Sadly.
-Derek's the best!!!
Don't ask...
"Simply a look can break your heart"
-"Miss Murder" by AFI
"You know I, I hate you. No, I hate you more. You know I, I love you. No, I love you more"
-"Himerus and Eros" by The Spill Canvas
"I’ll meet you at the river where we both can clear our heads. I think we would look great DEAD."
-"The Seduction" by He Is Legend
"I'm for the... soldiers who fight for this land"
-"Politically Uncorrect" by Gretchen Wilson
-"Babe cheer up w/e and dont be so sad"
- See? People love me.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My friend CJ from Illinois.
Honestly, there aren't many people I would like to meet right now because my life is screwed up enough,
let alone having to keep track of other people's lives.
I would, however, like to meet a few of the people from some of the bands I listen to.

And Johnny Depp, but that's a completely different story...

My Blog

Family is what you make it...

BLOOD MEANS NOTHING.   Ok, so it sounds like a bitch statment to make, but you know what, it's true. It also helps that I am a bitch. But, you see, I have actually thought this out for weeks, unl...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:43:00 GMT

So I guess this is the end..

The end of something good? The end of something bad? Or is it not the end? And I just think it is. I hope that it is not, Because, amazingly, it was good. At least, the beginning was. I'm not to sure ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:09:00 GMT

Depressing...

"Don't make it look so pretty burning   Burn the sunBurn the lightTake take take take take take it awayTake my handTake my lifeTake take take take take take it away"   "Take it Away"-The Use...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:43:00 GMT

Jersey is the shiznit!!! Lol

You know you're from the Jersey Shore when... -You know WaWa is more then just a store -You go "to the beach" not "down the shore" -You've seen a car saying "Bennys Go Home" in the summer -You know w...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:08:00 GMT

Bricktown Rules!!! (thanks torpax)

You know youre from Brick if..1. You truly believe that Brick Memorial is actually sinking2. You can remember a time when there were actually trees and other vegetation in Brick.3. You remember when F...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 04:56:00 GMT

To My Heroes...

Micheal:You know that you're my hero.You saved me from so many things.You helped me through so much.You were the one who helped me to rebuild myself.You were the one who force-fed me when I wouldn't e...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:42:00 GMT