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About Me

1. Disgruntled Nursing Student
2. 'Nights with Alice Cooper' is the best damn show on radio. Period.
3. I have an awesome brother who can make me laugh harder than anyone I know.
4. DethKlok is teh sh*t.
5. I once paid $30 for mashed potatoes.
6. If I wasn't in nursing school, I'd be playing more video games.
7. I knit. It is something that I love as well as an important part of my heritage. Some of my friends call me 'Grandma Leah.' An adequate and preferable substitution is 'Den Mother.'
8. A .22 rifle is often a favorite choice for assassins because it is quiet, accurate and a well aimed bullet will bounce through your head, turning your brain to jelly.
9. I own a .22 rifle.
10. I am not a grandma. I'm not even a MILF.
11. Besides my mother, my biggest childhood female role-models were Princess Leia and Red Fraggle.
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My Interests

Wenches, fine rum, and looting

I'd like to meet:

Gene Krantz...Gene, if you're reading, I'd love to do lunch sometime.

Music:

Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Alanis Morissette, Pink Floyd, Jimmy Eat World, Rage Against the Machine, James Taylor, Jars of Clay, Primus, Deftones, Gorillaz, Mindless Self Indulgence, Lords of Acid, Presidents of the USA, Muse, Pearl Jam, STP, System of a Down, The Doors, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Incubus

Movies:

The City of Lost Children, The Triplets of Belleville, Silence of the Lambs, (original) Star Wars Trilogy, Indiana Jones, Apollo 13, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Kill Bill vol. I and II, 13 Moons, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Terminator I and II, True Lies, Singing in the Rain, Wait Until Dark, Survive Style 5+, Napoleon Dynamite, The Professional, TransAmerica

Television:

Adult Swim. And, 'Fast Animals, Slow Children'

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo, The Bean Trees, Thorpe

Heroes:

The small intestine, deadlifts, and birth control.

My Blog

Snakes, herion and mostly BS in McD’s ball pits

Let me preface this by saying that I’m an absolute urban legend JUNKIE. Perhaps it stems from my childhood best-friend who fed me lies like they were going out of style. Whether you choose to en...
Posted by Leah-licious on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:26:00 PST

Read this or regret it the rest of your life

Listen up all you slapped-jawed jerk-offs...it's time to pull your secretary up from under your desk and clear all your appointments for Saturday, October 27. That's right, Nancy Boy, here's your...
Posted by Leah-licious on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:49:00 PST

Aries

From this website Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was ...
Posted by Leah-licious on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:40:00 PST

Morning Margarita Club just got better

I was at the Sidewinders game with my family last night when my mom, out of nowhere, springs this story on me: "I don't know if you know this or not, but when your dad and I were trying to get pregnan...
Posted by Leah-licious on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:20:00 PST

I'm so excited!!!

Teresa was filling me in on her mom's latest comments in regards to the pictures we posted of her and Nora. It seems that Martha has been giving TI a hard time and that banter has been pretty silly. H...
Posted by Leah-licious on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:37:00 PST

Getting that extra sprint in

No, the most embarrassing thing did not happen to me at the gym. I'm incredibly self-conscious about working out, so doing anything at the gym can be kinda stressful. It doesn't help that my massive w...
Posted by Leah-licious on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST

Excellent...

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia Name: Favorite Food: Wants to Bang you: This many times: 32 ...
Posted by Leah-licious on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST

The Great Jongsma Paint-Off

The cable went out today, but luckily the HD antenna was working just fine. Me and my dad surfed though the few channels we could get until we happened upon 'The Joy of Painting.' It was just too good...
Posted by Leah-licious on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:22:00 PST

Starbucks, you SOB!

It's four in the morning and I'm starting to fade. Fast. I'm worried that I'll be too tired to make it home on the motorcycle, so I head downstairs to get some tasty caffiene out of the vending machin...
Posted by Leah-licious on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:25:00 PST

Goodbye gray van, hello grown-up Jonathan

The gray van left us last week to be with Jesus. Seriously. My dad donated her to Junque for Jesus, thus ending a long and tumultuous relationship. She and I had a lot of memories together, mostly bad...
Posted by Leah-licious on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:05:00 PST