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About Me



We are a collective "band" experimenting with noises and sounds and looking for a creative outlet in an alternative sense. we wont fit any mold.
We are here to make you giggle while at the same time offending you. we hope to make you think. and if we're lucky, you'll even cry. then you'll get up off your ass and do something productive for yourself or for the world.
We eat christians for breakfast and rednecks for dinner.
We bathe in your tears and laugh at your fears. We gave your mom AIDS and she said "Thank You".

We will have music up soon. We are recording the title track "How to rent a negro" for our upcoming album now, at "cursed room studios" with the underground surgeon. We have a Christmas song available, called "Jesus loves a blowjob". it's a secret exclusive download, so message us for the link.

Our album was inspired by the book:

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 21/12/2007
Band Members: Jesus, The Cotton Queen & The Cotton King, Alaska Magrathea, Nipple Belt...

Cuz he's a dirty, dirty man.

Influences: Your mom.
My Little Ponies.
Diet Coke
Sheeple People
Asbestos
John Denver

Sounds Like: your moms farts.
baby jesus crying like a little brat.
Rocks through your kitchen window.

These video's are not meant to be seen. use one of your other senses. This is our first jam using Bass, Guitar, keys, wooden flute, rainsticks, djembe & didjeridoo's. we promise we'll get better.

Record Label: Jerry's Kids

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